Doom Metal Alchemist

Does that count for the mile high club, or does it have to be intercourse?

Maybe share it with Tony Hawk on twitter or something?

I guess, as the thread continued: So it looks like spaghetti was indeed involved, but I want to know how.

Buddy hates Steve Harvey though, so it doesn't seem likely he'd be telling people not to diss him.

1. Your posts range from good to great. Can't speak for the others, but they sure don't bother me. 2. If it makes you feel any better, I don't remember this story nor any sexual story involving spaghetti, and I really want to hear it now.

Oops? My last one didn't.

She's gonna look like Scar's brother (FMA).

A little music humor.

@jackiemarie90 based on some of your college related posts here, I think you need to see this:

You ever have to change your password literally every single time you try to log in to a particular site/app because you use it so infrequently you never remember the password, and this stupid bullshit requirement exists? The struggle is real.

That doesn't sound very secluded, unless you did your own tattoo.

I got to take two months off work (not let go or furloughed or anything) because I was experiencing what turned out to be allergies that would not fucking go away for that duration, and work at the time was telling us if we feel sick (any kind of sick, I thought i had a really long cold) don't come in. Now it's been changed to don't come in if you're experiencing specifically covid symptoms and you don't know those symptoms are caused by something else. Although I'm pretty sure a fever, regardless of the cause, is still an automatic don't come to work situation. Got a lot of guitar playing / writing / recording done during that time.

What browser do you use? I use chrome.

It doesn't do that for me. Though I almost exclusively use a computer, almost never a phone. Does this problem happen to you with both devices?

Link?

This pic doesn't really work, as it implies I'm in need of rescuing from nerds, when I'm pretty sure your intent was that I'm the giant nerd that needs to be busted.

Broken image.

The guy in the commercial is getting ready to paint a room in his home. He holds up a bucket of paint labeled "Wallmaster." I'm like, Wallmaster, you say?

Personally, I liked the guy who got done pissing then just moseyed on past the brawl.

Is this a question to 90% of our userbase?

+1 for Squilliam.

The ever loving shit INTO one, amirite????

Cancer of the what? Can robots even get cancer? What is robot cancer? Is robot cancer basically rust?