Doom Metal Alchemist

The only thing that makes this make any sense at all is if Elon's primary goal is to completely dismantle the United States. He can't possibly be stupid enough to think he's doing anything to help the country even a little bit. I'm also going to have to assume Trump is completely checked out at this point being little more than a vegetable... and viable means for Elon to destroy the whole country.

It's the opposite over here. I went out in shorts and a t-shirt and I was still hot. Had the car's A/C on blast.

Like pretty much everyone else has already mentioned, shaving.

What the fuck does this even mean, a new CB season available only in a video game?

Despite his avatar he absolutely reviles the Calgary Flames.

I actually wish Packard was still here.... just for the sole reason of me being able to ask him how those gas prices are going.

Fuck you in your fucking ass, DMV.

Was a 5th string NFL QB for 15 years, got into exactly 1 play. Considers it his life's highest achievement.

Honored veteran of the Console Wars

@Raptorpat I've said it before and I'll say it again: We need a barf react.

Seeing as how I'm a card carrying member of The Van Buren Boys, I would have to say Martin Van Buren.

Rain, rain, fuck the fuck off go away, come again some other day actually just fuck off.

Saw Jerry Seinfeld sitting alone in an independent coffee shop. He walked up to Seinfeld, and asked him, "Mr. Seinfeld, can I ask you a question?" Seinfeld replied "Sure." And then Seight exclaimed, "WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE PEANUTS???"

Is solely responsible for the creation of the Star Wars character Jar Jar Binks.

21 Century Anxiety Man!

I have always loved this one.

Is the one that ACTUALLY invented the question mark.

I actually haven't gotten the error in a while.

Happy birthday!

Doesn't know I tried to buy a souvenir nose flute during a visit to Hawaii.... The last one they had at whatever tourist destination it was was missing a component. I did try to play it though, for real. * I did end up getting it too, just with the missing component so it doesn't work.

Doesn't know there's such a thing as a nose flute.