Doom Metal Alchemist

I almost answered with that, lol.

Well, congrats anyway.

Happy birthday! Might be hard to tell from the pic but that's a cake, lol.

SERENITY NOW

@Vamped this one's for you. Just popped up in my fb feed.

No, those things are why I'm NOT getting involved. Packard gets involved DESPITE those things.

Sorry, I don't even know who the fuck he's referencing and don't care enough to google.

Oh even better, I'm nabs' equal. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. So who's your, I want to say "bottom bitch" but that can't be right...

Yay. I'm nabs lite. How did I "earn" that title?

Your schtick is criticizing my posting style at every turn. 😝

Well it's not your thing anymore. Now your thing is posting click bait thread titles to news articles.

He's knowingly saying the stupidest shit for attention and persistently doubling down on it.

That only happens to me if I've fapped multiple times in one day.

Real talk here: That worked for me like a charm when I was a teen. As I got older it stopped tiring me out enough to fall asleep.

Sponges channelling his inner packard again.

Brass monkey's lyrics for sure sound like something like a 10 year old wrote on the playground after lunch. I guess I should clarify I usually don't pay much mind to lyrics and I was judging the song based on the melody played on the brass (?) instrument as well as the vocal delivery (not the lyrics). I love the use of guitars on No Sleep Til Brooklyn. But an argument can be made that riff is more "metallic" while Sabotage and Fight For Your Right are more "rockish" without being metallic at all, so that fits more in my wheelhouse while for you it may be different.

Is it me or did they not age Patty despite very clearly aging Doug?

Hm, I guess I interpreted it neither as intended nor at face value. I thought they were using the partying aspect as a metaphor for fighting for your personal freedoms to be who you are. Though as a kid I definitely took it at face value and thought it was a stupid song. Not sure I understand how it's a parody of "frat boy" culture though. Frat boys tend to live on college campuses and don't have to worry about their parents telling them they'll kick them out if they don't cut their hair, to not smoke, how to dress, and throwing away their porno mags. Literally none of this is relevant to frat boys and all of it is relevant to rebellious teenagers. Also not sure how often "frat boys" (quote-unquote) have long hair.

This is stupid and makes no sense. Probably a good idea but what about those who don't drink in the first place? I don't drink and I'm pretty sure OP has quit drinking due to being a recovering alcoholic. This is stupid and by the way you describe it (usually nodding off before getting back to the driveway), sounds dangerous.

Hmmmmmm I must be stupid because I'm not aware of the difference. Basically you gotta fight for your freedoms.

Guilty. Though the most recently it's been car repairs and a new comp. But before that, this rang true for me for a few years.