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Cau

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  1. Hi at a loss, I'm Cau.
  2. Cau

    ITS COLD

    Slice me open and sleep inside me like a tauntaun, baby.
  3. I wouldn't, that's animal abuse and not okay.
  4. I've lived long enough.
  5. YE GRRRRL, GET IT Don't let nobody treat you as their perpetual plan B.
  6. The only person allowed to speak for me is my mommy.
  7. Nice try, Mr Government Agent.
  8. It's gotta be good, it has that word in the title.
  9. I've never had a gimmick in my whole life.
  10. Cau

    Karaoke Fam!

    I wouldn't know, the only time I sing is when I'm black out white girl wasted.
  11. You always find a new way to impress me.
  12. What if I just run the water and pull out some paper towels to make it sound like I'm washing my hands?
  13. I'm gonna need you to take about 80% off of your enthusiasm right now because I just can't handle this energy.
  14. I'm living the life of my nightmares, which I guess is a type of dream.
  15. FIGHT TOUR'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS.
  16. How he gonna drive to our houses and beat us up if he's in Scotland?
  17. But what about Fight Tour?
  18. I've never lied once in my whole life.
  19. Yeah, go read some books you friggin' nerd.
  20. Find a girl to grab your ass and ask how it's doing?
  21. Wait, someone fixed the internet?
  22. Turns out I'm 100% THAT BITCH
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