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Cau

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  1. The Mormons have been after my DNA for centuries, I won't let them have it now.
  2. Oh I won't be a good one. I'll by laying down at the front of the stage in a pile of blankets. But that's still the role I want.
  3. Richard Snapple, the founder of Snapple.
  4. I thought you were a marmoset.
  5. Only if I can be a hype man like that guy in the Mighty Mighty Bosstones.
  6. Where's my house?
  7. Maybe they don't wanna catch the rona and die.
  8. Then you better catch it.
  9. Trump won't let me.
  10. You were already going to hell for doing a marijuana.
  11. He misses me. I haven't been able to come visit him while you guys are at work with all the lockdowns.
  12. New phone, who dis?
  13. An iphone. Wait. Fuck.
  14. I'm not allowed. I must die for capitalism.
  15. Sounds like you're living more than a semi-charmed kind of life.
  16. The joke was that I was pretending to not know the virus was a thing.
  17. Never played a video game before.
  18. Why are you in quarantine, is something going on?
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