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Cau

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Everything posted by Cau

  1. My mom's dead.
  2. Oh, so you're the loser laying in the hospital bed.
  3. But the human body is 60% water.
  4. Guys I'm right here.
  5. Thanks.
  6. Why did you fuckin' block me?
  7. Never.
  8. I ended up about 3 feet lower.
  9. Those both sound way too intimate.
  10. Keeping you out of jail.
  11. Dude, I'm 12. Not cool.
  12. So you're saying he's available...
  13. If it makes you feel any better I've thought you were old AF for quite awhile.
  14. I got nowhere else to go.
  15. new fone who dis
  16. Maybe have her introduce you to a seeing eye dog instead. That sounds more fun than a date imo.
  17. So which one of you is the blind one? Or is she planning on poking out you two's eyes before the date?
  18. sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  19. BEAN, I TOLD YOU DON'T
  20. so petite
  21. is tha tsome kind of monkey?
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