katt_goddess

Pretty sure that was the theme of a movie on USA's Up All Night back in the 90's.

First time in a long time that I actually frost bit all my fingers in a single go. The system just wouldn't stay sync'd. The tits didn't care.

My tits were a delightful -41'F on Wednesday, spank you very much.

Now THAT sounds painful as hell. But strangely alluring if I wanted to make weird patterns in the leg warmers.

It worked and I was able to sit and watch a movie. That's all that matters.

Shaving. It's such a worthless pain. Who am I even doing this for, the kitten? She's hairier than me! I've honestly used sandpaper on my legs rather than officially shaving them. Just sat in the chair in front of the computer watching a movie and sanding my legs.

Guess who is a spoiled little bastard and got her own sofa?

I see all these videos of kitties playing volleyball with balloons. Looks like fun. Someone apparently failed ValenCrimes Day because I found a huge balloon bouquet trying to escape the dumpster. Balloons! Tosses some at the kitten. Meh. Ignore her and then see her trying to bite the crap out of them. I just had to pop a dozen balloons to ensure she didn't ingest any flying rubber if she decided to go in for the kill when I'm asleep/at work. Jerk kitten.

Okay, putting you out of your misery. 'Jackass' actually did something like this in one of their movies. It didn't take centuries to get enough sweat either. They had the bigger dude [ I think it was Preston ] put on a plastic body suit and then hop on an exercise bike or treadmill or something like that. He sweat like hell and it all puddled up in the leg cuffs which were then emptied into a glass. Steve-O was probably the dude who drank it and it was an immediate projectile vomit moment. I'm not even going to attempt to find the clip. It's bad enough I remember it existed. >.<

I hate nausea days. The neighbors are supposed to fear my belches, I'm not supposed to be afraid it's going to be a blerch.

Just claim they are spaceX rockets. I celebrate Feb 15 - Cheap Chocolates Day. I swear if that trailer trash 'ho clears out the shelves at CVS again this year, there will be violence.

I want to work on my taxes. Its really cold out and you can feel it through the walls. Kitten does not like cold. Kitten has crawled up on to my chest and farted herself asleep on the human heating pad. I'm not working on my taxes.

I found cat puke with my bare foot. I think my foot needs to come off now.

She's cold so now I'm trapped in the recliner while she gets comfy and sheds on me.

Currently reading the complete Bakuman series now that the problem volume has been replaced. Went to the used bookstore today because I have a tiny open spot to fill. 😛

Click the last option that opens up all the things. Then scroll down, click on Health & Household. Adult diaper covers and occasionally a murkin! * * * I'm so tired. All the tired. Why is it that on my day off, I can't really get a full sleep in? I can sleep in and its a nope. And then I can't even think about taking a nap because I have to actually try for a full sleep and get up in the morning to go back to work. I just want to sleep through the night.

I just Thursday Next into a book every so often to detox.

Those dickheads were hauling pallets of shit-tickets out to their truck-boat-trucks. We're talking about having a little extra on hand now to keep from having to go back and stare at potentially empty shelves after picking up some Taco Bell or seeing TP at $13+ for a 4-pack because most of our rolls come from Canada. Nope. I pee on YOU, you are not allowed to retaliate.

Honestly, anything that can be stored for an extended period of time isn't a bad thing to stock up on anyway. If you are planning on using it this year, it's not 'prepping'. It's just stocking up. I bought an extra tub of coffee when Shitler started mouthing off about the Panama Canal. I've got plenty of tins of tea too. And I'll be getting another pack of toilet paper on Thursday after work. I have penciled in plans to hit my favorite international grocery store next week to try to get another 3-4 months worth of powdered coffee and ramen noodles.

Usually? Is it a print peeling off thing or just a fades quickly thing?

Quick question, how is the quality? I was flipping through there and just laughing my ass off at things. Now I might want some Venture Bros shirts since I can never catch the Titmouse sales.

And me too after submitting a reply.

That...that doesn't narrow it down too much.

I used to work with someone named Dave. If anyone knocked on my door looking for him, I'd announce 'Dave's not here, man' and snicker.