katt_goddess

First the website borked out and it took an entire day to sort it out and get the order to process properly. Then it went from 'Arriving Early! - Friday' to 'Saturday by end of day' and today 'It's running late and the tracker hasn't been updated since the 18th so it's probably wandering around the world because of that glitch'. It's a backpack carrier for kitties with a built-in fan for cooling tiny kittens in the summer. She has her baby boosters on Friday and I kinda need to get this thing so I can make sure it's equipped with the right batteries/power bank so she doesn't fry on the trip. She needs this A/C pod.

The squirrels thank you for the donation.

If there's a specific place near your house where they like to perch, wait until they are perching and offer them peanuts right there on the ground as near as you can get while saying 'Peanuts'. Someone will explore the offering and before long they'll react to you specifically offering peanuts but only when they are in that very specific area. I have thieving squirrels too so I wait until the crows are in the area and asking for peanuts before putting any out.

No fair, yours don't call you crow-swear words! Offer them raw peanuts. They are like crack for crows.

Stupid hooman blocked the fast track to the puter-no-no-get-off place. I is angy nao and will nap where I can bite toes. Dictated not read.

At least I'm not one of those that goes barreling over to Denney's for an early bird discounted heart attack on a plate. I show up outside of the Denney's and silently judge the people that go barreling to Denney's for an early bird discounted heart attack on a plate.

Tardy to the party but they aren't legal where I live but they are legal about 6 miles away in another town and they are sold just outside of my place which means there are no borders on the 4th. And a few days before. And a few days after. That said, I fell asleep rather early and was absolutely exhausted so I slept through all the night time shenanigans.

Flerkin invasion.

Don't spout the false hopes, Questing Beast. You ask the impossible.

You monster!

It would be the first time in the history of drinking that literally everyone stayed sober.

Military slang thing. The idea is that if you fixed your bed to the proper expected standards, the sheets would be so tightly tucked that you'd be able to bounce a quarter off them. As for buttcheeks, if you are presenting plumber's crack you deserve to have someone try to flick a penny in the slot.

I honestly thought you were going to say 'As someone who currently works a grocery store the correct answer is all of the above because it doesn't matter what you call them, they are just going to end up scattered across the parking lot anyway.'

I'm f-ing stealing this now. And just to add fuel to a needless fire, I have heard people say 'grab a cart' and 'grab a basket' at my store. They are shopping carts and hand baskets, respectively.

Jinxing it but apparently I have the 4th off this year making it the first holiday-but-we-are-still-open-because-screw-it holiday in like 18 years that I've had off without specifically requesting it off. I'm going to sleep in and then probably do laundry because I keep putting it off. Then go to bed by 7p since I have to be up by 5:30a the next morning.

Not technically surprised. The Infinity Castle is itself fairly compact if you stop to think about it but a lot happens. Trying to make it a proper season would either be a good longer season [ which not many companies are willing to pull off anymore due to budgets ] or a weird truncated version that makes you long for the days of 3 episodes of screaming to power-up so you could at least build up an emotion. Three movies make it maybe a 12 episode equivalent with each 1/3 squarely focused on very specific sequences. And yes, I do think they should air on Toonami because I'm a weird completionist. Just please don't end up scheduling them over the Labor Day holiday because that's the one holiday I don't always make it to a tv in time for a good marathon.

17:00 on the clock ensures that the spaghetti in the pasta boat is done perfectly.

It's possible. I honestly thought I had seen every episode of Sailor Moon that aired on tv and I still have some of the old VHS released back in the 90's but this was one of those episodes that I never saw until things started to be rereleased in their entirety on DVDs/BluRay/Steel Box sets. I even have the apparently ultra rare Sailor Moon role playing manual around here that includes a complete listing of episodes 1-82 along with a notation if an episode was skipped in America at the time. Kind of sad it didn't go past episode 82 but it was published in 1999.

Naw, I realized that but just felt like pointing out the main reason this one didn't make the original cut when Sailor Moon made it to America the first time.

Ah yes, behold another of the 'banned' episodes. Trigger warning for this one - animal abuse.

...and no, this isn't like an innuendo thing. For once anyway. How do you deal with a banana? Do you cut the stem off with a knife and peel it from there? Do you cut it in half and peel from the cut? Do you just order it as an extra at Orange Julius and let them deal with it blender-style? I slash the stem with a fingernail and use the semi-attached stem as a pull-tab for the first peel. However... This topic came to me at lunch today when I saw how one of my co-workers dealt with the banana in her lunch. She smashed the everloving crap out of the end to start a split in the peel midway and then broke pieces off with her bare hands once the 'nanner was exposed. No one else seemed to notice but I felt like I was watching a murder. Discuss!...

In the pre-patriarchal/pre-monotheism societies, multiple 'husbands' was a thing mainly because property was often passed down the matrilineal side of things since that was the obvious parent/bloodline. It didn't matter who the father was because it was the mother that made the choice in the first place. When Angry Mountain War God tribe came storming through and started murdering any tribe they didn't like, they outlawed the old practices which basically meant anything female-in-charge had to be squished immediately. Having a harem of conquered women was acceptable because it was a way of claiming all the property of the conquered area for themselves. It also started the crap about how guys need to spread their seeds far and wide to ensure their personal tribe continues but women aren't worthy of anything but scorn if they aren't pure and property of some dude.

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Hanging out on the bed watching Metalocalypse season 4 because it has a lot of Toki moments and she likes Toki.