katt_goddess

Pretty sure I've never dug a toy out of a box, reached out to said toy, accidentally touched my own hind foot in the process and then proceeded to kick myself in the head repeatedly because 'something' touched my foot. Based on a true story that happened like 30 seconds ago. She's now in the tub slapping the drain.

Baby got her second boosters today. She was really good and got mushies as a treat once home. She's been lethargic all day though. Too much too fast for someone so little. And then she jumped up on me and FARTED. She is apparently feeling a little better. I am surrounded by essence of chicken pate.

This totally counts, you can almost see a shadow of me in the dome.

Michael Bay's Skibidi Toilet

Time to post another cleavage pic I guess.

I'm rude enough to do whatever I want anyway and claim the whatever are religious symbols so suck it up, buttercups. Conversely, I might also claim that any crucifixes and crosses celebrate murder and possibly zombies while any depictions of a Christ as being some white dude with long straight brown hair and blue eyes as historically inaccurate for anyone other than Romans living in the area at that time. Watch them fume. Also, rainbows. RAINBOWS ON EVERYTHING! * * * I hate the heat. I've had a sinus headache since 5a. I'm recovering from a trip to the dentist in this heat. And I'm still waiting for FedEx to figure out where my shit is and deliver it.

First the website borked out and it took an entire day to sort it out and get the order to process properly. Then it went from 'Arriving Early! - Friday' to 'Saturday by end of day' and today 'It's running late and the tracker hasn't been updated since the 18th so it's probably wandering around the world because of that glitch'. It's a backpack carrier for kitties with a built-in fan for cooling tiny kittens in the summer. She has her baby boosters on Friday and I kinda need to get this thing so I can make sure it's equipped with the right batteries/power bank so she doesn't fry on the trip. She needs this A/C pod.

The squirrels thank you for the donation.

If there's a specific place near your house where they like to perch, wait until they are perching and offer them peanuts right there on the ground as near as you can get while saying 'Peanuts'. Someone will explore the offering and before long they'll react to you specifically offering peanuts but only when they are in that very specific area. I have thieving squirrels too so I wait until the crows are in the area and asking for peanuts before putting any out.

No fair, yours don't call you crow-swear words! Offer them raw peanuts. They are like crack for crows.

Stupid hooman blocked the fast track to the puter-no-no-get-off place. I is angy nao and will nap where I can bite toes. Dictated not read.

At least I'm not one of those that goes barreling over to Denney's for an early bird discounted heart attack on a plate. I show up outside of the Denney's and silently judge the people that go barreling to Denney's for an early bird discounted heart attack on a plate.

Tardy to the party but they aren't legal where I live but they are legal about 6 miles away in another town and they are sold just outside of my place which means there are no borders on the 4th. And a few days before. And a few days after. That said, I fell asleep rather early and was absolutely exhausted so I slept through all the night time shenanigans.

Flerkin invasion.

Don't spout the false hopes, Questing Beast. You ask the impossible.

You monster!

It would be the first time in the history of drinking that literally everyone stayed sober.

Military slang thing. The idea is that if you fixed your bed to the proper expected standards, the sheets would be so tightly tucked that you'd be able to bounce a quarter off them. As for buttcheeks, if you are presenting plumber's crack you deserve to have someone try to flick a penny in the slot.

I honestly thought you were going to say 'As someone who currently works a grocery store the correct answer is all of the above because it doesn't matter what you call them, they are just going to end up scattered across the parking lot anyway.'

I'm f-ing stealing this now. And just to add fuel to a needless fire, I have heard people say 'grab a cart' and 'grab a basket' at my store. They are shopping carts and hand baskets, respectively.

Jinxing it but apparently I have the 4th off this year making it the first holiday-but-we-are-still-open-because-screw-it holiday in like 18 years that I've had off without specifically requesting it off. I'm going to sleep in and then probably do laundry because I keep putting it off. Then go to bed by 7p since I have to be up by 5:30a the next morning.

Not technically surprised. The Infinity Castle is itself fairly compact if you stop to think about it but a lot happens. Trying to make it a proper season would either be a good longer season [ which not many companies are willing to pull off anymore due to budgets ] or a weird truncated version that makes you long for the days of 3 episodes of screaming to power-up so you could at least build up an emotion. Three movies make it maybe a 12 episode equivalent with each 1/3 squarely focused on very specific sequences. And yes, I do think they should air on Toonami because I'm a weird completionist. Just please don't end up scheduling them over the Labor Day holiday because that's the one holiday I don't always make it to a tv in time for a good marathon.

17:00 on the clock ensures that the spaghetti in the pasta boat is done perfectly.

It's possible. I honestly thought I had seen every episode of Sailor Moon that aired on tv and I still have some of the old VHS released back in the 90's but this was one of those episodes that I never saw until things started to be rereleased in their entirety on DVDs/BluRay/Steel Box sets. I even have the apparently ultra rare Sailor Moon role playing manual around here that includes a complete listing of episodes 1-82 along with a notation if an episode was skipped in America at the time. Kind of sad it didn't go past episode 82 but it was published in 1999.