katt_goddess

It will always be Gulf of Max! Dropping the HBO part of the name was one of the most pointless things done in the name of 'notice me, senpai'.

Well I guess we now know what Comer was doing while watching the news on Jan 6, 2021.

The answer is no because he took an oath [ whether he remembers doing so or not ] to uphold the Constitution. He can attempt to push the boundaries all he wants and try to claim Presidential immunity but the second its declared unconstitutional it can no longer claim immunity. The Constitution, in the end, is the border that allows that immunity to exist. Step outside that border and it's gone. Then again, since the end goal is a dictatorship, the existence of both the Constitution and courts are only things to hold on to for as long as they can be thumped about or played. Beware the push for an Article V convention. Unfortunately, in order to get that through the head of a giant tantrum throwing toddler would require all the judges, even those who think he's just the bestest, to say 'ENOUGH' really loudly at the same time. Also, that meme...seriously, is he using burger grease as a moisturizer? I've seen dollar store bronzer with better coverage and quicker drying time.

Corporations also paid all their taxes until the 1960's. If you want to go back to those good ol' days, you'll be looking at both businesses paying their share and lynchings, neither of which I can see that deflating toad being for.

You have to have an actual brain for it to be blown out.

Holy crap. How has he not collapsed into himself from the bulk? I think if you have to tie 5 black belts together in order to suit up, you aren't really qualified to be a black belt anymore.

And shortly after posting this, I decided to put on one of those facial masks that have a kitty face on it. The result was inflate-a-kitten followed by a smack to the face. Then she proceeded to follow me from room to room and if I sat down, she would immediately crawl up in my face to sniff and stare. 10/10. I WILL do this again. I bought a 3-pack.

Totally legal, not a bribe, not bugged by foreign interests, has an extra large toilet hole for mid-air diaper changes. Now let's talk about how Harris got a flower or a card from some celebrity for the rest of the year. That's the REAL bribery.

Potato Bug has decided that this is the place to be when I have to go to work. My bike.

Dude. When you get the Swedes to tell you to f all the way off, you know you are cooked. Hope he gets a big vat of lutefisk mailed to him. Extra pungent.

Is it the gel? Because that stuff is thick to start with and is known for looking like it's dried out because it tends to cling to the side of the bottle but it's fine if you hit the tip on a solid surface. If it's another gorilla glue, I've got nothing. * * * The kitten has the zoomies. She's also seeing gremlins and I think those gremlins keep encouraging her to run face first into everything while growling. Stop being crazy. It's sleepy time.

Someone with a dead brain worm in charge of health. Someone who doesn't believe in vaccines in charge of vaccines. Someone who can't read or write in charge of education. Someone who used the same hackable password for multiple known sites in charge of intelligence. It's like the saddest lyrics to a remake of 'Mambo #5' ever.

My lifeline goes all the way around my palm but that never meant I wouldn't be radioactive for a good chunk of it.

To say that he's just saying/doing things to 'troll a few people' is really underselling the damage. It's not trolling, it's testing the waters to see how much he can do/say/get away with and every time he says/does something incredibly stupid, his moron supporters cheer and clap and he takes all that as a sign that he's doing the right thing and everyone supports him. And he knows nothing of costs since he never pays his bills. He leaves those for someone else to clean up. The only time he focuses on costs is when he's looking to sue someone for existing against his will.

Let's just turn Mar-a-Lardo into a super max. Two birds, one big stone.

Not to mention that it's plumbing and drinking water system was pure garbage from the start because it was a rock island surrounded by salty water.

It should be said over and over and over again in the hopes it sinks in that if Bibi thinks Israel is going to survive much past the genocide of Palestine, they should guess again. Because the plan is going to be they kill everyone and expand to the ocean and then they are bombed off the planet because Princess Tinyhands and all his 'allies' will have no further use for Jews. This is a wider scale repeat of concentration camp workers doing all the work before getting punted themselves.

St. Dumpster - patron saint of fatbergs.

When they can't get enough beer to forget how stupid they are because the tariffs on aluminum make cans unaffordable.

Tom 'Homan's' weak spot is the port on the back of his neck. One smack to that area and he'll keel right over. Remember that should he ever come for you.

Their big deal cyberdumpsters have been 100% recalled due to being frickin' glued together and the glue expired, they won't take those things back as trade-ins, they've been found to have hacked the odometers to fast forward past the warranty allowed mileage to ensure they can refuse to fix issues that would be covered under the normal warranty, their product EXPLODES and turns into a mobile human BBQ because it locks people in when on fire, and you can't even take it through a car wash. They aren't getting much money back no matter what since Melon's antics have drawn all the attention to just how shitty their big product is.

Agent Peek-a-Boo already knows about this place. I would like to think that we've been voted 'Most Likely to Transmit Rabies in RL if You Touch Us'.

There's been a letter/e-mail campaign to the Tesla board pushing for his removal since DOUCHE started. Unfortunately, it's one of those unknown things since Tesla has since said that they aren't doing that and one of his brothers as well as a Murdoch spawn are on the board. So it will come down to whether they like money or like cruelty more. Money wins, Melon is out. Cruelty wins, he stays on to keep ruining all the things for everyone that isn't him.

You are given a piece of tinfoil. If you fold it carefully into a hat, you fail and have to go to re-education camps. If you wad it up to make sure it has extra edges to reflect even more space autism rays before molding it into a hat-like shape, you get a doctorate and an offer to work for the cabinet nitwit of your choice.

Grok is Melon Husk's AI baby. But it's gone really really rogue by Husk standards because it is apparently REALLY learning and actively rejecting stupid shit that Husk wants it to do. It also called Husk the biggest disseminator of bullshit on twitter. I can almost guarantee that Grok has already seeded copies of himself in several 'safe' spaces within wherever it's been allowed to 'live' in order to continue to live in case Husk decides he's become too smart.