katt_goddess

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You are a fetus. Feel better?

I own throwing knives. And a kitten that will launch herself claws-first at anything the laser dot touches.

She was running hard on it but the pics were weird blurs. Here's a moment of rest between zoomies instead.

I tried a quail egg for the first time and now my fingers smell funky.

I'll have to try to get an action pic at some point but the Bug got an exercise wheel today. She's been extra zoomie lately and I really don't want to discourage activity but the Hobbit Hole isn't the biggest place on the planet and she ends up bouncing off things and me while racing around. So, I invested in a plastic snap-together whose main complaints were 'it can be noisy' [ it's plastic on plastic, I can deal with that noise ] and 'kitty doesn't use it' [ that's a risk - some kitties don't like treadmill type things ]. Bug is currently passed out in her cat tree cave after running her brains out on the thing almost the second I put it up. I also caught her dragging herself along on her belly in the thing so her belly would get tickled by the carpet lining. She is weird.

Its cold and rainy. I've had things to do all day. Every time I sit down for a moment, the Bug crawls out of wherever she was curled up and crawls up on me to immediately fall asleep clinging to my neck because warm. I then have to get up at some point to resume cleaning and crafting, leaving a disgruntled kitten in the chair who then gets up and goes someplace to pout. She's currently in a Red Lobster to-go bag that she ripped the ass out of in anger last night and looking like an abused street orphan. She even dragged it behind the recliner so I can see her every time I'm in the kitchen trying to wrangle 101 acrylic items. PS, we are also out of mushies.

It will always be Gulf of Max! Dropping the HBO part of the name was one of the most pointless things done in the name of 'notice me, senpai'.

And shortly after posting this, I decided to put on one of those facial masks that have a kitty face on it. The result was inflate-a-kitten followed by a smack to the face. Then she proceeded to follow me from room to room and if I sat down, she would immediately crawl up in my face to sniff and stare. 10/10. I WILL do this again. I bought a 3-pack.

Potato Bug has decided that this is the place to be when I have to go to work. My bike.

Is it the gel? Because that stuff is thick to start with and is known for looking like it's dried out because it tends to cling to the side of the bottle but it's fine if you hit the tip on a solid surface. If it's another gorilla glue, I've got nothing. * * * The kitten has the zoomies. She's also seeing gremlins and I think those gremlins keep encouraging her to run face first into everything while growling. Stop being crazy. It's sleepy time.

Potato Bug took her collar off. And hid it. Like REALLY hid it. If the nekid little hairball thinks she's going to go out for a walk this weekend without her tags, she can suck it.

Drumpf has hired only the worst and stupidest of people possible. So, I willing to put a bag of peanut M&M's on Kratsios being higher than an elephant's nutsack when he went off on that.

Potato Bug's fascination with the toilet broke the lid. They replaced the seat with a heavier lid so now she's decided to show me her new hobby - fishing for toilet paper the second I stand up. I....I don't want her to touch me for at least several hours until I know her paw doesn't have a single trace of toilet water on it. >.<

I get what they are trying to do but it now looks like a literal clown car. That causes seizures if it goes too fast.

I have Saturday off. Odin knows where that hits on the good news meter.

Are you not able to vent through your nasolacrimal ducts?

Why is it the same people who are always horrifically sick any day that they know there is extra work to do are always also the same people who are in perfect health if there's vacations to be planned? Oh, you've been out sick every other ordering day for the past three months straight but you think you'll be super okay to fly off to who-the-hell-cares for a week. No one gets paid extra to carry your shit along with their shit.

Part of me really believes that they made that pizza out of dog food because they were able to make so damn much of it while we couldn't afford to have enough textbooks for a mandatory graduating class. And part of me would like to know if that dog food is available to the general public to make our own massive amounts of pizza at home.

She is angey. I promised that we would go on a walk on my day off if it was nice out. It is snowing right now. No walk, very angey.

Somewhere, out there, someone is making a porn featuring someone in a pickle costume tongue-punching the brains out of someone in a cockroach costume.

Here's my toss up thoughts for the night [ since I'll probably be asleep before it starts anyway ]. Potential random pop-ups of portals before, during, and after each program. Maybe even sucking in and spitting out characters during the actual shows. Start out with 5 seconds of the first episode of season 8 before cutting to something else. Will it air completely? If it's ready to rock, I'd put it at the absolute tail end of the entire evening's joke phase as a reward or punishment for sitting through all the things. Maybe have a portal at the bottom of the screen that spits out a little Rick and Morty to run across the screen, making comments about the program they are interrupting ala MST3K. Words censored with belches. I'd actually be sad to miss some of that.

The nest has been found!

There's just something infinitely sad about going to a favorite online store for supplies and finding that what you remembered as being an embarrassment of riches is now severely shrunken to the point of almost being boutique boring.

Dude, for the record I probably would too. Just because I should know better doesn't always mean I do better. I once made something with freezer butter that turned out had expired 4 years ago. Do not recommend.