katt_goddess

I hope that any such deal is set to START at least 20 years from now to ensure that most of the ghouls in this administration never see the fruits of it either through natural death or getting hung at Nuremberg.

A world of manta rays, skates, and those weird sideways flounder fish that look like someone already stepped on them. I've been reading too many Onion titles because with all the talk of DMS and DMDS, all I could think about was 'Astronomers Discover Space Farts, Get Excited to Find Out Who Dealt It'.

Every accusation a confession. Human trafficking is a gop thing. Abbott and DeSantis both happily trafficked humans for political points - dropping off immigrants in the middle of the night in winter in northern areas. Children separated from the families at the border during the first shit-term were sent off to 'private' detention centers with no full records kept of who went where - kids were being found in child sex rings and probably still would be except I guess that isn't super important to hunt down anymore or report on. There's probably a bunch more that are working the overnight shifts in factories and meat packing plants. And now they are actively rounding up anyone who looks or thinks wrong and sending them out of the country to a prison to be sold off or killed because who cares. Hell, Gaetz trafficked underaged girls across state lines for sex and Princess Tinyhands was ready to have him in the cabinet before things got too hot and Gaetz had to run for it. Unfortunately, expect the crazy to ramp up even more because he did NOT get good news at the physical. He kept morosely talking about how he has a great heart and great soul before the 'official' release which is so obviously faked out only the cult members could believe it. If he's 6'3 and 224, I'm at least 6'1 and 110. And my boobs are full of helium.

Are you not able to vent through your nasolacrimal ducts?

Well now I'm irritated that I didn't change my avatar to that one of my cleavage just to troll that shithead. Imagine the ban screen on THAT!

This is just a pre-shot to be used in the near future to invade Greenland 'for their protection' but really just to pillage the natural resources in the name of the homeland.

The argument is probably someone napped in the living room and that makes it a bedroom. Or there's an office with some small loveseat in it that is just big enough to sleep on if you're a cat. And its definitely bullshit if its coming from someone who constantly lies about his own holdings in order to get tax write-offs and better loans. I'm guessing someone should look and see just how many 'homes' he's got hiding in NY now and who is leasing them.

To be fair, my first e-ddress was an .edu because I was in college at the time. So 4chan having a ton of college people shitposting between papers isn't that big a thing. The .gov ones, on the other hand...yeah, that's a bunch of dumbasses in this administration. Someone should ask who has a Signal and see if Pigseth outs himself.

Why is it the same people who are always horrifically sick any day that they know there is extra work to do are always also the same people who are in perfect health if there's vacations to be planned? Oh, you've been out sick every other ordering day for the past three months straight but you think you'll be super okay to fly off to who-the-hell-cares for a week. No one gets paid extra to carry your shit along with their shit.

I'm sure that hospital was just an empty shell covering a giant nuclear warhead surrounded by golden bees all trained to attack Jews by Hamas - someone stupid.

Considering the draft dodging dipshit has gone on a spree of getting rid of anyone that knows wtf they are doing because 'DEI!' and filled all the top positions with people who I wouldn't trust to judge a beer pong contest, there's always the possibility of him being immediately run over by a tank driven by drunk skinhead while also having a helicopter drop on him like the house in 'Wizard of Oz'.

Part of me really believes that they made that pizza out of dog food because they were able to make so damn much of it while we couldn't afford to have enough textbooks for a mandatory graduating class. And part of me would like to know if that dog food is available to the general public to make our own massive amounts of pizza at home.

Naw, that was just a salami belch disguised as insight. He's still basically throwing a pity party for one, claiming to be the victim. If you want to see potential REAL insight, wait for all his shit to go tits up and he physically loses assets to the things his pet dementia patient does to everything. If he goes broke/gets the usual treatment that anyone no longer useful to Pumpkin Tits gets/is looking at prison for any of the DOUCHE things, if there was even the tiniest shred of election fraud [ which yes, I'm firmly in the camp of there was no way he got both electoral and popular even if by such a slim margin after killing off half his base the last go-around ] Husk will start chirping.

Zoolander meets Fabio at a speed-dating service for the blind.

It's Ben Shapiro. So basically batshit crazy 'conservative' friendly news/opinions [ mostly opinions ] slapped into a new media coat and/or podcast so he can masturbate to the sound of his own voice.

It went down upside down without any propellers too. If they had sheared off at a slight backwards angle, they could have clipped the tail, blasting that to bits as well as finishing themselves off. The cabin would have been violently flipped with all passengers being tossed. Not all of the children would have been secured.

Hate to be the person to say it but how likely is he going to even survive long enough to be returned? We already know its very possible to walk in and out of there because Cosplay Kristi has already done so but she's one of the regime's bicycles. Garcia was one of the complete innocents they scooped up but unfortunately for them he has active family and friends that were able to make it an issue. The last thing they want is him coming back and telling on them. 'Accidents' happen all the time after all.

At this rate, I could own a WankPanzer for the cost of a new Huffy and a cup of coffee. And then watch the local garbage truck try to flip it and dip it.

He wants people to think he's very smart, almost supernaturally brilliant, about certain things. Like he and he alone is just predicting this out of nowhere. The reality is he can't help but brag about shit that he is absolutely responsible for until it might get him in trouble. Case in point - telling people to buy knowing he's about to say something that has proven to increase stocks from past statements and then bragging about how much certain people in his particular circle of affluence just so happened to make like he personally magicked it into being when it is more akin to insider trading and intentional market manipulation at the grossest possible scale. If Biden had done this, that gallows would be currently getting rebuilt on the greens outside.

I love how he died in the TUTORIAL. Seriously, dumbass, you got smacked in the Nerf Zone of the video game. I'd say get back in a lane more your speed but I'm guessing even Yoshi's Island would eat you alive.

What China should do is freeze his accounts in their country, release the info of how much he was hiding in China, and give a list of all the things they've made for him IN CHINA and how much it cost vs how much he sold it to his cult members. Basically blow that whole 'America first and always' bullshit up with all the receipts of how all his crap was never made in America ever.

He's been saving up since 1994 damnit! He's going to have to start digging up those emergency milk cartons full of penny rolls for his beer runs soon.

So this. I see those 'little' cars and just want the streets to be filled with those instead of the giant ass-haulers roaring around.