katt_goddess

I was really looking forward to leaving everything as easy breezy as possible this year for my friend but nope. Baby kitten got put on meds today for the next 20 days for a mystery lung infection. Which means my friend will have to potentially pill a baby kitten instead of just being able to play with her. And I need to figure out how to set up a way to administer the second daily dose since she'll only have a visitor once a day.

That was a bullet dodged. I was braced for another 'TOTALLY SPIES' joke and ready to ban out of spite.

If someone thinks they are going to get the Medal of Freedom from Dumpster for that, they really should have gone past the third grade in their edumacations. Putting their sex doll in a pillory and tagging it with the name of a current President [ or any member of Congress really, some get testy about that if they aren't the ones in charge of it ] can be considered a threat and people have been visited by the Secret Service for less.

Random thought. All this hate for the 'Borderlands' movie seems to be from a] people who know its based on a game but haven't played the game/aren't really interested in the game and b] nerds who are in a rage over someone they like/hate playing a character they hate/like and being super serial over it. So, thought - maybe let Mel Brooks direct the next game-turned-movie? Borderlands seems like a Spaceballs Part II anyway, should have just gone that route.

Potato Bug learned things today. I don't need to be rescued if I'm taking a bath. And water is really really wet. It was kind of funny but she also ended up ingesting bath perfume from the cube I used which made her sleepy and weak for most of the day. She now is restored as I'm getting ready for bed and has super-spaz-zoomies with the goal apparently being to eat one of my toes at some point for the humiliation.

Nice try but I purchase my coffee in massive drums like I'm some sort of doomsday survivalist who plans on living on coffee for pennies a day.

I want her to stay in kitten form for a long time because kitten-size is fun-size. However, I also need her fuzzy ass to grow up just enough that she no longer misjudges her everything and ends up using my various body parts as last minute claw holds. I literally heard the skin on my back being ripped open when she 'slipped' off the back of the computer chair and decided to dig in. It sounded like denim.

...technically he was totally in the movie... <.< >.> Had real lines and everything...

Zardoz. 1974. Don't ask.

Don't give her ideas. She reads the boards too.

Pretty sure I've never dug a toy out of a box, reached out to said toy, accidentally touched my own hind foot in the process and then proceeded to kick myself in the head repeatedly because 'something' touched my foot. Based on a true story that happened like 30 seconds ago. She's now in the tub slapping the drain.

Baby got her second boosters today. She was really good and got mushies as a treat once home. She's been lethargic all day though. Too much too fast for someone so little. And then she jumped up on me and FARTED. She is apparently feeling a little better. I am surrounded by essence of chicken pate.

This totally counts, you can almost see a shadow of me in the dome.

Michael Bay's Skibidi Toilet

Time to post another cleavage pic I guess.

I'm rude enough to do whatever I want anyway and claim the whatever are religious symbols so suck it up, buttercups. Conversely, I might also claim that any crucifixes and crosses celebrate murder and possibly zombies while any depictions of a Christ as being some white dude with long straight brown hair and blue eyes as historically inaccurate for anyone other than Romans living in the area at that time. Watch them fume. Also, rainbows. RAINBOWS ON EVERYTHING! * * * I hate the heat. I've had a sinus headache since 5a. I'm recovering from a trip to the dentist in this heat. And I'm still waiting for FedEx to figure out where my shit is and deliver it.

First the website borked out and it took an entire day to sort it out and get the order to process properly. Then it went from 'Arriving Early! - Friday' to 'Saturday by end of day' and today 'It's running late and the tracker hasn't been updated since the 18th so it's probably wandering around the world because of that glitch'. It's a backpack carrier for kitties with a built-in fan for cooling tiny kittens in the summer. She has her baby boosters on Friday and I kinda need to get this thing so I can make sure it's equipped with the right batteries/power bank so she doesn't fry on the trip. She needs this A/C pod.

The squirrels thank you for the donation.

If there's a specific place near your house where they like to perch, wait until they are perching and offer them peanuts right there on the ground as near as you can get while saying 'Peanuts'. Someone will explore the offering and before long they'll react to you specifically offering peanuts but only when they are in that very specific area. I have thieving squirrels too so I wait until the crows are in the area and asking for peanuts before putting any out.

No fair, yours don't call you crow-swear words! Offer them raw peanuts. They are like crack for crows.

Stupid hooman blocked the fast track to the puter-no-no-get-off place. I is angy nao and will nap where I can bite toes. Dictated not read.

At least I'm not one of those that goes barreling over to Denney's for an early bird discounted heart attack on a plate. I show up outside of the Denney's and silently judge the people that go barreling to Denney's for an early bird discounted heart attack on a plate.

Tardy to the party but they aren't legal where I live but they are legal about 6 miles away in another town and they are sold just outside of my place which means there are no borders on the 4th. And a few days before. And a few days after. That said, I fell asleep rather early and was absolutely exhausted so I slept through all the night time shenanigans.

Flerkin invasion.

Don't spout the false hopes, Questing Beast. You ask the impossible.