katt_goddess

I see all these videos of kitties playing volleyball with balloons. Looks like fun. Someone apparently failed ValenCrimes Day because I found a huge balloon bouquet trying to escape the dumpster. Balloons! Tosses some at the kitten. Meh. Ignore her and then see her trying to bite the crap out of them. I just had to pop a dozen balloons to ensure she didn't ingest any flying rubber if she decided to go in for the kill when I'm asleep/at work. Jerk kitten.

Okay, putting you out of your misery. 'Jackass' actually did something like this in one of their movies. It didn't take centuries to get enough sweat either. They had the bigger dude [ I think it was Preston ] put on a plastic body suit and then hop on an exercise bike or treadmill or something like that. He sweat like hell and it all puddled up in the leg cuffs which were then emptied into a glass. Steve-O was probably the dude who drank it and it was an immediate projectile vomit moment. I'm not even going to attempt to find the clip. It's bad enough I remember it existed. >.<

Screw this. I'LL post it then.

AKA, go ahead and land on 'Fred Trump's Home for Criminally Isane Pedos'.

Anything that can't get broken down and absorbed gets cocooned to cut down on edges. He probably had a really bad bout of the 'flu' with lung congestion back when it happened because the lungs were trying to lube it up but those lung flaps aren't exactly built to let out large particulates.

But what about his dead brain worm?

That still doesn't exclude my idea that yachts are smelly and therefore attract orcas.

Well I guess that's all that anyone needs to say the next time someone takes aim.

Yachts. I'm thinking its their smell. Something that rich people are unloading out of their big boat waste receptacles directly into the ocean is drawing orcas to just beat the shit out of them. They aren't going after the little working boats and you know those guys also have to poop in the sea too. The kitten misses the litter box because she's sick, I clean it up, give her a lecture while doing so and then make sure she has extra water with an ice cube and maybe a very small piece of cheese because it's not her fault [ well, it is because she keeps chewing on the poison plants but that's beside the point ]. You come into my home and shit on the floor, I'm going to power slam your face into the mess and keep rubbing until I hit bone.

It sounds like an alien pretending to be an Earthling. 'What's your name?' [ don't say john smith...don't say john doe...those sound so fake ] 'Tom Human' *inflates neck pouch to look impressive and masculine 'Tom Homan? You look perfect for a job in hunting humans.'

Not if he thinks he'll get to keep some of that money though.

Maybe it'll hit that flying tesla. That thing going off might be just enough to deflect it straight at FlacidLand.

It's far worse than that. The deepest parts of MAGAt land are teeming with incels. They believe there is only one cure for lesbians.

I think with a lot of these auto-vote for R places, it's become a matter of not bothering to actually think. It's comfort voting - 'I voted the way my family has always voted and everything is just great for us!'. Most of the horrors that land on the backs of 'others' don't touch them personally. But now you've got literal idiots invading every sector of government and gutting everything that doesn't benefit them personally. It's gone beyond just 'eggs are too high'. It's now 'bird flu is in the milk and has been passed on to pets and humans' while the CDC is gutted and the asshole with a dead brain worm in charge of it all thinks you need more liquid silver in your diet. They are tariffing metals used to package even the cheapest of foods [ soup -and- beer ]. If anyone thinks this isn't going to hit the Redhats of Trailer Park Town, guess again. You messed with their beer now. And yes, I'm horribly aware that democrats don't often seem to want to be bothered with actively fighting back no matter what the alternatives are. I live in a red state after all. Surrounded by farmers who seem to have forgotten that it was Drumpf's stupidity last time that cost them their crops and their export deals and this time, there's no returning from any of that because the end game is bankruptcy for all family farms and plantations for the rich. That happened near here too. Some guy wandered into the local prison claiming to be ICE and left with a prisoner. Turns out the prisoner was a friend of his and called him for help so dude just walked over there and literally walked him out of the prison before the real ICE could show up. The 'very big bad guy illegal' was pulled over for driving without a license or some such petty shit. In farm country, its practically a rite of passage to drive without a license because that's the only way to get all the equipment to the proper field in decent time.

There is that but there's also the very high possibility that if they can't ensure that they keep themselves in power, the highest gumbies in the group literally grab the loot and run. If the frickin' democrats can put someone forward and push the messaging out that all the shit currently going on is from the gop running wild and unchecked, don't necessarily count it out. Especially if social security, Medicare and Medicaid have been officially plundered by then. Since these decisions are being made by rich/fake rich idiots that seem to think no one will notice if money is slow because they've never had to worry too much about their bills, they likely don't realize that everyone else will notice that stuff isn't getting paid on time and prices have exceeded budgets. This is 100% Dumpster Administration so start voting them off the island.

Translation - the half dozen he hasn't managed to completely piss off yet/are so far up his butt they are in danger of suffocation were asked to leave a message telling him looks pretty and is very smart and he plays those over and over again.

I hate nausea days. The neighbors are supposed to fear my belches, I'm not supposed to be afraid it's going to be a blerch.

I think the possibility of drowning from an encounter like this is a bigger factor than being officially swallowed. But it was still definitely something to see caught on tape. Most of the time it's just people getting punted into the water when a whale surfaces under them.

You do realize that RFK Jr. is just going to shove that bat up his own ass while claiming it cures cancer, right? And then no one will be allowed actual medicine because only wire-covered bats will be allowed per the Human Cigarette. Don't cheerlead for a new Dark Age because your ass will be hanging just like everyone you thought would be punished.

Blue states should start suing red states for criminal abuses towards children since they appear to support being stupid as f*ck.

'X left me a snack for later.' referring to the boogers on the desk. Look forward to him referring to how he got an 'official' Native American name too. He was doing some sort of liars rally to an Indigenous group and they gave him a plaque of some kind that listed him as 'Walking Eagle'. Walking Eagle is an insult. It's what you call someone who is so full of shit they can't fly.

'You aren't the real president. You need to go away.' He also said 'You need to shush your f*cking mouth. F*ck you.' Gee. I wonder where he picked up that sort of language.

It gets scanned by a vet/the pound if found and that's how they access the info. It's just a passive note. You can access that file yourself as the owner in order to change necessary info like new address/new phone but through the website of the company that holds that info. But if there isn't a place holding all that info for the scanner to ping, it might not work anymore. I think it would be like trying to access the old boards from an archived link - you'd just get an error.

Yep, the dude that did heroine for 17 years and looks and sounds like a human cigarette is now going to be in charge of all the health things. By the time he's done, you won't have health care and you won't be able to afford food either but that's okay because all your teeth will have fallen out anyway.

Just claim they are spaceX rockets. I celebrate Feb 15 - Cheap Chocolates Day. I swear if that trailer trash 'ho clears out the shelves at CVS again this year, there will be violence.