katt_goddess

Look closer. Those 'fingers' aren't...fingers...

To be fair, I can't delete my account without deleting the comment that banned me in the first place. I'm not doing that because it's existence as a ban screen makes them look stupid. Which, leaves that Contact Us screen wide open for the occasional 'how many repeats of the word NAZI does it take to crash the system'.

It is slightly interesting to see him like this considering how desperate he was for us to get to this exact point in history. I'm guessing he's pissed that he isn't the one shoving everything down the crapper.

I'm still banned for using the word 'lemming'. So, fairly serious. Can't hurt MAGAT fee-fees.

This aged like a fart in a Tupperware container.

Yeah, we have no further need of them once all the 'candy' has been whooped out of them anyway. Let their lives finally be worth something - someone else's life.

I would like to introduce the REFUND AMERICA Act in which all members of DOUCHE, including Husk, are hung upside down and beaten with pinata sticks until all the money they funneled to themselves as 'salaries' fall out and are returned to the people from which they stole. If their pockets are feeling lonely after that, the void may or may not be filled with bees.

Well I'm glad I didn't go for a pizza with mushrooms for the weekend. But y'all almost owed me a keyboard because I did get some ice cream and almost horked it all over reading this.

Depictions of violence against Nazis is a hate-crime and hurts Husk's fee-fees. And since it was probably reported by a Nazi, it hurt their fee-fees too. Double foul.

She is angey. I promised that we would go on a walk on my day off if it was nice out. It is snowing right now. No walk, very angey.

And/or explodes. If Grok has a shelf life like most of his other projects, it's expiration could hypothetically take out the Xhitter servers AND every illegal server currently being allowed to use Xhitter resources...

Drumpf had other people take his tests for him in college so yeah, it's not even remotely impossible that anything 'math' more complicated than third grade remedial is someone else's work.

That might be what they are slightly hoping for. They want to be all 'look how tough we are on criminals!' and put people to death as a spectacle/sacrifice to the Lard but this guy is just too popular and the death penalty requires the jury to be absolutely committed. You aren't going to find a group of 12 + alternates that have no one that's been pissed on by insurance. They push for death penalty, death penalty fails, they tried, oh darn let's go kill someone else.

Hey now, remember that I've got an asshole around here that was giving himself a wankpanzer parade in the super early mornings when he thought no one would be able to flip him off. I flipped him off. I think he either found another route or the April snows killed his dumpster because he's disappeared again.

Appealing to those people who take the 'Buy Gold NOW!" ads on Faux Business very seriously.

Pretty much this. All it did was put into the state constitution something that had been in action without any issues for like 10 years. This is the equivalent of voting that yes, water is wet.

That was a Tuberville push because Cambodia exports catfish and shrimp and Tuberville has declared himself the Mr. Nimbus of seafoods.

60-40. It'll really depend on if he even has the money to do anything anymore and/or if his own growing k-fueled paranoia allows him to even remain in the US. Drumpf hates losers and hates sharing the spotlight. Husk is now losing record amounts of money, lost an election that he was funding heavily [ including that lotto which...turns out was rigged because both of the 'random winners' just happen to work for the gop in some capacity ], and could be losing at least one of his companies if things continue. I'm also guessing his kid wiped more boogers on things.

It was all an April's Fools joke. There have been many sads about this.

The national party needs to run out of money.

The report is that he stopped eating on Saturday and stopped drinking on Sunday so that his body would be dehydrated enough for a marathon filibuster. You don't need to use the bathroom if there's nothing at all in the tanks.

Something smells like diaper. I could have sworn that at least in the Weil / Fine run-up, Weil was +10 at one point. I knew there was no hope for a district that would willingly vote for Matt 'if there's grass on the field' Gaetz.

Somewhere, out there, someone is making a porn featuring someone in a pickle costume tongue-punching the brains out of someone in a cockroach costume.

Thankfully all the Bug's mushy baby food is processed/cooked. Don't think I didn't check either. Unfortunately there appears to be a vermin boom going on so now I'm worried that despite never having dealt with them in the apartment before, they might show up and I know she'll eat them. She still thinks the 'keets might be edible after all.

Here's my toss up thoughts for the night [ since I'll probably be asleep before it starts anyway ]. Potential random pop-ups of portals before, during, and after each program. Maybe even sucking in and spitting out characters during the actual shows. Start out with 5 seconds of the first episode of season 8 before cutting to something else. Will it air completely? If it's ready to rock, I'd put it at the absolute tail end of the entire evening's joke phase as a reward or punishment for sitting through all the things. Maybe have a portal at the bottom of the screen that spits out a little Rick and Morty to run across the screen, making comments about the program they are interrupting ala MST3K. Words censored with belches. I'd actually be sad to miss some of that.