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People should start really pushing that the G in MAGA actually totally means 'gay', especially during sundown time. See how long before that gets under the pee-soaked skin.
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I doubt anyone is really surprised by this since the last time he was on tv, he was telling people to just take vitamin A and castor oil and the symptoms 'wouldn't be that bad'. You know, as opposed to being vaccinated and not getting the damn measles in the first place.
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Israel: Another look at certain events in the news.
katt_goddess replied to discolé monade's topic in Current Events
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'Potty time' took on a whole new meaning after seeing that movie. I think the whole 'let's bring back the Wooly Mammoth!' thing is one part see if it's possible in order to keep us going [ if one extinct species can be brought back from mere cells, maybe we can ensure that humans in general can be brought back from cells either here or after being shot into space towards a distant star with nanny bots ] and one part because someone either wants to ride a wooly mammoth or eat one like a caveman. Personally, I think they'd be the land equivalent of the Grey Whale - diarrhea with hair attached.
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Who needs AI when you can have this sort of masterpiece? 'Dude beats off giant crab lice with a stick'.
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All they need now is a purple hat to go with that fur coat.
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Imagine being used as yet another prop in order to prop up an actual petulant child who never served, called soldiers losers and suckers, who put an active drunk talking head from his favorite tv channel in charge of the military and has since taken credit for all the cuts in funding and personal to the VA that are totally making things better for veterans [ /s ]. I don't recall you calling out your own when they would actually scream things at the president during the SotU. He should have been booed so loudly from the start that all he could have done was wander away for pudding time. He wants ass kissing, he deserves an ass kicking.
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Andy is currently getting drunk with some close friends in honor of George.
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Name : Potato Bug Codenames : - Bug - Tator - Loaf - Jo Jo [ because every damn thing she does is a bizarre adventure ] - Psycho Wiggle Worm - Fuzzy Flying Monkey Destroyer of All the Things - Smushy - Bellybutton
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This is just devastating news. It wasn't exactly unexpected but it still feels way the hell too sudden. He had actually signed up to be at a convention this year for the first time in what feels like forever but then cancelled within the last week or so. I think everyone was hoping it was just a precaution due to some recent health concerns and that he'd be looking at future conventions closer to home. RIP George Lowe. I'm still not touching the Velveeta panties.
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Counterpoint. With a fork that ruined, there are any number of things I might actually do with it just because it's no longer considered a food utensil. Hell, just looking at it, the handle is still straight and with that hook, it could hang into a coffee cup to stir added milk and sugars.
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I think if Keith Richards goes, there's going to be an absolute tsunami of people being rushed to the hospital in shock. Dude was a wet nurse for frickin' GOD.
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Good. At least they have the option to not watch a skit on late night Saturday tv. Everyone has to deal with their stupid in rl 24/7 now.
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rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen
katt_goddess replied to mthor's topic in General Discussion
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rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen
katt_goddess replied to mthor's topic in General Discussion
Was asked if I'd be home this Saturday, said yes I'd be home this Saturday. It was to be a delivery of Girl Scout cookies from the niecelette. Waited all day. Wanted to take a nap but refused because I'd sleep through any text alerts. Wanted to go to the tiny shop across the street because I thought I saw two of the three glass kitten figures I've been looking for in the window [ they are next to the Caribou where I got breakfast this morning ] but didn't dare because I figured they'd show up while I'm over there. Am just now making coffee because I didn't want to make any until they showed up. Didn't work on any projects because I didn't want to be in the middle of something. Summary - no one showed up and no one sent a message or called the landline to say they weren't going to make it after all. And now I'm tired and crabby and the kitten is wound up because I promised she'd have new people to climb on. -
Downloading and deleting all info regarding high rates of [ insert disease deaths here ] as well as deleting all info regarding maternal and fetal deaths due to republican shittery.
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I would have told them that neither the Joker nor the Rules card count as winning in any game played by anyone ever.
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From here on out, anyone that thinks ghostrek's speech-to-text posts are off should try re-reading that ^ spurge salad.
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Roadkill Robert's dead brain worm is rubbing it's something while whispering Mr. Burnsisquely through the swiss cheese holes 'Excellent'.
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The report I heard was that the landscaper called it in because he saw them through the window and they weren't moving. When the cops got there, he was found in the mudroom, she was found in the bathroom where there were spilled pills and the space heater on the floor. The dog was locked in a crate. And they had all been dead for awhile, perhaps weeks, which is why they aren't sure of all the things. Theory is that maybe one of them fell first and was unable to get up when the other might have fallen. Neither were able to get up to get help for the other. But the decomposition is going to make it hard to just go yep with anything at this time.
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Only republicans are allowed to use that word. It's THEIR word.
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He's still around, he just changed his internet name on youtube to something else equally dumb. I just mentioned him since he's our local liver 'expert', mainly due to a diet rich in PBR shaken-not-stirred on local bus rides. Trachtenberg didn't have any history of being a raging drunk so in her case, it could be a genetic thing that just caught up with her.
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At a certain age, pills in and of themselves mean nothing. But space heaters can have issues. And that would have taken out the dog in the room too. If it's on a timer, it could run long enough to do damage, then turn off and the fumes would dissipate. First thing I thought of when I heard this this morning was carbon monoxide poisoning.