katt_goddess

Get enough of them, braid them and add a little bead to the end for flair.

<.< >.> Yeah, I totally said that when I saw that was what was in the box. Weeby weebenstien over here. I'd put a little headband on it but it's actually pretty tiny.

I'd really have to look at how much I toss in the press because I think I'm already at 2 1/2 per 6. I also like to mix Folger's with something 'stronger' like Starbucks or whatever the hell that other one was that no longer sells in small bags. I'm serious, coffee brings on nap time. It doesn't matter because I'm not buying it from Amazon just to try it, I prefer getting something local so if I like it, I can get more of it without the issues of postage.

Coffee usually helps me sleep. That's how sad it is. The reviews for Death Wish make me feel like I might actually feel a jitter or two from a full press of it. If nothing else, the various descriptions of how wired people supposedly got was hilarious when I saw them. I meant if someone found something labeled 'SPIKED DRAGON DILDO ASS RIPPER 3000 with breath mint dispenser' because that's going to be in the link no matter how hard you try to hide it. Because I knew dang well someone was going to find reviews about back massagers but felt that a general thread in FFA would get more varied weird reviews.

Most people are aware of the Haribo sugar-free gummi bear reviews on Amazon [ and if you aren't, is the rock you live under rent controlled? Seriously, look up those reviews ] . Sometimes honesty meets creativity meets the internet and that's how babies are born on Amazon. Just found a light dash of entertainment to share. Death Wish Coffee https://www.amazon.com/Death-Wish-Coffee-Strongest-Certified/product-reviews/B006CQ1ZHI Judging by the reviews, I could build my own rocket ship to Mars by the second cup and push it to Mars in half an hour by cup #5. Here's a chance to share whatever entertaining product reviews you've found on your wish list journey / rabbit hole clicking. Please spoiler the link if it's to something that might not be 100% kosher to wandering feti and warn of the contents, that way no one can claim they 'accidentally' clicked the link to whatever holy hell you found on Amazon. It's their problem because they had to work for that link then. Discuss!...

Everyone can relax. I think I found it hiding in a blind box and it's now sitting by a very shocked looking forest sprite and the demented looking brain plant.

one of us one of us gooble gobble gooble gobble

Nope. Pretty sure it was Odin. It was before Perseus and Perseus would ban me for being old and hating bacon. That was the night he locked the entire IB because almost every single thread was pushing the limits in some way.

Late night was the time to show up if you truly hated real life and wanted to be really stupid around a bunch of other stupids with limited avatar options of comedy animation and anime character. Between the hours of 'I still have a little time left' and 'holy shit, is that the sun???' all the stupid. I got glared at for having a thread titled 'Stick a Quarter in My Slot' once. It was a fortunetelling game thread.

I believe it. He was such a huge dude that even Clydesdales wouldn't let him ride. There's an entire section in the book 'As You Wish' about Andre blowing the living hell out of the place while they were filming the 'storming the castle' scene. He literally stormed the castle. Thunder stormed. It took forever to get the scene filmed because Andre just kept grinning while his wig steamed and everyone would crack up all over again.

I like this story better

Not a joke, have you tried a little dandruff shampoo as a bodywash for the area? [ provided the area isn't delicate and you don't have skin that reacts poorly to things like that ] I think it's the zinc in it that does the real trick but I've had that help out for the occasional weird patch.

I have fuzzy blankets. Lots of fuzzy blankets. They weren't fuzzy when I got them but they are now.

You must have laughed at someone with a tender tush from the kaboom. The serious answer is much like Lasty's answer, it depends on the reason for the fall and what was going on before it happened which might determine what they are feeling like when it happened. Ex. of okay laugh - In high school after a Speech contest, we all stopped at McD's on the way home so everyone could grab something to recharge themselves. I got a strawberry shake because I frickin' wanted it. And on the way back to the bus, I hit a patch of ice and went totally ass-to-ground cartoon style in front of a rival school. Got a lot of laughs. And applause - I didn't spill a single drop of that shake. I wasn't happy it happened but I had to laugh too. Only my pride was bruised and I was able to nurse that boo-boo away with strawberrys. Ex. of not okay laugh - Someone walking home in bad weather and obviously having a hard time navigating shitty sidewalks. They may have just finished an 8 hour shift on their feet, they may have gotten really crappy news, they may have already fallen on the walk and are currently trying to climb over yet another snowdrift on a street corner while potentially dealing with a new injury. Seeing someone summersault down a snowbank might look funny and they might even be able to get up and keep going after but it's probably not a good idea to be openly laughing at them. I will throw a rock at you.* *disclaimer, I haven't summersaulted down a snowbank. Yet. But I have had to crawl over plow drifts way too many times and really don't appreciate assclowns in their mommy's cars laughing at my eventual intentional ass slide down into traffic. And I'm currently doing way too many crust-walks in areas that haven't been cleared yet, one wrong step and I could be seriously injured no matter how funny it might look to an outsider. But if I do a flat-ass spin-out in a parking lot and manage to not spill my drink, all the applause please.

First off, screw you packaged 'quick' food that can't be microwaved without exploding. I don't want to use the oven for 10 minutes for cheesie sticks, I want to nuke them sonsofbitches and eat them. Secondly, what is this 'refrigerate unused portions immediately' crap? There's like 6 mottza sticks in there, my littlest niecelette could eat those and still want a bowl of ice cream the size of her head. It was a box of long-suffering delicious lies and now I have the urps.

To do a quick re-visit of Birdgirl, the problem with it is they weren't able to use any of the old Hanna-Barbara characters that helped to anchor Harvey Birdman down. So many of the old characters were being redrawn for that Jellystone show that they were taken off the table for use in the actual show. It's really too bad that it wasn't greenlit when it was first under consideration, any characters they might have wanted to add to the mix would have been available at that time. That said, I don't have HBO Max so I can't really comment on what they are currently offering especially if I didn't watch it when it was on [ as ] originally.

Cup of coffee...

Pulled off the bottom of a hotel pool. Pulled out of a pond in a gravel pit. Multiple times. It was intentional.

Kitten is on a hunger strike of sorts and its just painful to deal with but it's important. The vet prescribed two meds for her old kitty arthritis that she needs to take twice a day for the next month to help get her back in play form instead of sleep for 18 hours in a ball form. So she gets it powdered on her favorite kibbles in the evening and in the morning she gets it mushed into wet food. Really mushed in there because otherwise she'll just flip the chunk over and eat everything except the top layer with the meds in it. She's been barely eating any kibbles since Monday and just now she found the world's oldest piece of popcorn from under the recliner, brought it over to me and ate it in front of me to prove she's hungry. Her bowl is full of medicated kibbles but she'd rather eat carpet scraps and lick my pillow case. -.-; Just eat all your kibbles. I saw you playing with catnip noodle the other day and you haven't done that in months so we both know what meds you have unwillingly ingested are helping some.

Depends on the level of energy I have to deal with the whatever. Lots of 'energy' that needs to be worked out somehow - Super Mario Galaxy 2 on the Wii. Find a planet full of goombas and stomp the planet flat. Respawn and repeat as needed until nap time is possible. There's something calming about sending waddling mushrooms to hell. Not that much energy - maybe watch a Studio Ghibli movie like 'Spirited Away' or 'Howl's Moving Castle' . Kitten videos on youtube are also calming.

I don't think I could vomit because I hadn't had anything to eat since the day before. I just remember that my great uncle brought me home before school even started that day because they had a phone so they got called and I spent the next few days curled up with sweats, chills, and fevers unable to move from a crooked fetal position on the couch in the living room. Wasn't even given a blanket, just called lazy. My littlest brother had the same thing happen to him and he was immediately rushed to the hospital to get checked out and have the remains of his appendix suctioned out. These were the same people who would claim I 'fell down a lot' .

Near drowned numerous times. Hit by a car walking home. Appendix ruptured and I was left on the couch for 3 days because I was 'faking it' . Every time I need a surgical procedure, they need to use an almost lethal level of anesthesia to make sure I stay under because once I start coming out of it, they can't get me back under.