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Okay, I definitely laughed at this. Quite frankly, if it wasn't for the fireworks going off/the truck attack in New Orleans happening too, no one would be looking at this as anything other than a Tesla blowing itself up because that's what those stupid f-ing things do. And that's probably why the person who walked through the shot of the video of the truck on fire didn't seem to be all that wound up.

'I shit in this pool and encouraged my bestest friends to also shit in this pool. Why is this pool full of shit?'

Just keep referring to him as President Musk/Husky and the bigger ego will start whipping ketchup at his head.

Once one person owns the majority of the satellites that the rest of the planet depend on for day-to-day activities, there is no such thing as 'free' communications anymore.

She's already been punted. She made it to like 3 followers.

Top 5 Places My Kitten Has Farted On In The Last 3 Days [ no particular order ] - The litterbox My pillow In her play tunnel The top of the popcorn tin My chest

has passed on at age 100 at this time. https://www.washingtonpost.com/obituaries/2024/12/29/jimmy-carter-president-dead/ edit - paywall thingie, here's a slightly not paywall link but its on all the news too so... https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/jimmy-carter-39th-us-president-and-noted-humanitarian-has-died/ar-AA1wFp6U?ocid=BingNewsSerp

Melon Husk isn't both?

^^^ Dude is a dumpsterfire and he needs constant confirmation that he's totally in charge and any comments otherwise are 'liberal panic'.

There will be 'exclusions' to certain things. Like high tariffs on all things made in China except anything carrying the Dumpster banner of excellence.

I'm assuming he had a very special gummy before typing. The type where the fruity bear might talk back if you eat too many.

E-mail yesterday that packages would be delivered today. Get home, no packages. Check the office and no packages there. That's fine, the weather around here tends to slow things down anyway. Check e-mails. Message that both boxes have been delivered with a photo of them both sitting on my doormat in the hallway. Some fuckwit stole my packages. There are now notices plastered on all the exits and my door demanding them back because they are frickin' presents for a child [ my 2 year old nephew to be exact ] and calling them an asshole. Let's see if anything shakes loose. And if it turns out to be the creep across the hall, I'm getting him evicted.

Silence is seen as consent by too many who would use that perceived consent to really f things up further.

The oath of the President of the United States is as follows: “I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.” This oath is taken by every president beginning with George Washington.

I've been suggesting drug testing for them all - blood, urine, and hair.

You typed in Gumminese.

I saw someone mention that this became a thing shortly after there were some reports that some voting irregularities have been noted in some areas that mysteriously benefitted Drumpf as yet another means of distracting people from actual news. I haven't checked all the possible sources yet so I'm more leaving this here for me to remember to hunt tomorrow. I swear I'm not high. I'm just tired and it's past my bed time.

Slipped on the ice and landed extra hard today. Slowly locking up now and the delayed bruises are starting to bloom from ankle to ass to shoulder blade. Tomorrow is going to be extra fun at work. -.-;

The Joker 3 : Return to Gotham

Drumpf's entire family of moochers had offices in the WH last time and were actively selling things and all that despite not being able to get legitimate security clearance [ it was forced through via threat of flying ketchups ].

They can have the same security that schools get - one half-retired rent-a-cop that sits on his ass most of the time or nothing at all. To do anything more might offend a bullet.

There is no taser in this story. Plus, if you are crouched down in an aisle in Walmart, you might have a fart fetish anyway. That's about level with every scooter jockey in the place.

It didn't say what he hit the guy with. I'm thinking atomic teabag.

If they are going to cam them up, they should allow them to use tasers on shoplifters too. It would make things much more entertaining for those of us that pay for our shit and give some of those people who have a full time job there but still need food stamps a very valuable means of releasing stress. Sees some dink with a purse full of stuff all puffed up screaming about 'What you gonna do? Can't touch me!' and then the bitzzzzzzzz of a taser going off.

I thought gold and/or diamond grills were dumb as hell. Turquoise gets all weird colored when exposed to water for an extended period of time.