katt_goddess

It's in your sig. You are totally a dancing Velma.

The cornucopia is a never ending black hole that just takes any old thing in. ... JOKE DONE. No need to go any further. It's been posted now. You're welcome, fuggs.

True story, a bee got into my room in college. I killed the damn thing with extreme prejudice, stuck it's head on a toothpick and put the toothpick in the plant pot in the window. I didn't have another bee in my room the rest of the summer.

My boobs glow in the dark. So if I wanted to see pasty white flab, I could always just go flash myself. ::: >

Brush your cat and stuff the fur into wherever the mice might be getting through? It might cause them to reconsider the area at least.

I have a number of different places I can order from if I'm feeling lazy and don't feel like getting frozen pizzas from the store. With all the coupons and online incentive sales, I can usually get more than enough food for several days for under $20 even with delivery charges.

Dodged another bullet then. S: >

Meh, the only good thing about that day is the store is closed and we will not reopen until Friday morning near the usual time. I'll probably do what I did last year since it actually turned out. I'll roast a duck and have that with some stuffing, a chocolate mousse for desert and peach cider. And watch whatever is on tv or pop in a movie, whichever my laziness picks.

They do. They just know to charge zeni extra to deal with the sad no matter what he orders.

I'd be a stand up comedian. But I have bad knees.

If it was '50 Shades of Fur' , I'm going to have to slap both you and whoever awarded you the MFA. >

trololololololo

Disappointed. You don't have 'Granny Thunder Panties' as it's own category. So much troll vote on that one it would be hilarious.

Give him a direct shot at your neck. Your house is lost. Tell the insurance company it was a spider-induced electrical fire.

Bold Jumping Spider. Kill it with fire.

Wouldn't it be 'Alcatraz Escapes From Fuggs' ?

I've passed out before. I hate doctors with a passion. Real fainting sucks. Anyway, I found quite a number of videos about this. This was the one I was thinking of but there's been a few. In this case, it wasn't a stroke but believed to have been a seizure. Other videos of similar instances turned out to be strokes.

That didn't look like a 'faint' though. The last time someone did that on aire, it turned out to be a mini stroke in their brain. whut

I thought I had done all the human shopping but once nieces and nephews get old enough to use their parents phones, suddenly it's time to call Auntie Strange for last minute 'I really like this....' calls. So I'm mostly done. Until the phone rings again.

He got the 'cologne' at a dollar discount store. In the bargain bin.

Tiny bottle babby! I want to cuddle that puff so badly right now. That little carpet panther is going to grow up to be so massive.

Kick him in the tip. That'll learn him.

We had some wild gerbils in the swamp for a bit. Someone had gerbils and they decided to let them go when they were bored with them. They bred all over the place and then I think they died off. All I know is the cats would bring home dead ones for the longest time.

Yeah, I didn't get any trick or treaters here either. Which is insane considering the number of window lickers the area is infested with. The ol' cloak is hanging by the door just in case but anyone knocks on the door now, they'll be dealing with the flannel pajama monster. > Imma gonna drink mountain spew and eat peanut butter cups until I don't feel feels anymore.