katt_goddess

That was beaten out decades ago.

Haha! I have a wardrobe in my bathroom with all the extra towels in it. I haz all the towels!

I have advancing nerve damage and advancing ulcers. Every day ends with repositioning pillows for maximum comfort in order to get a few hours of sleep before waking up from moving wrong.

That actually doesn't mean as much as you'd like it to mean. While it might mean that what is new on FUNI / VRV might not be available immediately for cable broadcast, many places like to diversify where they get money. One of those ways is obviously to sell airing rights for their programs if possible once the general interest has begun to wane on their own platforms and if there are DVDs / BluRays / etc being released.

Prepare your buttocks

Ur probby doin it rong

I'm about to snag a plate of duck bits and stuffing. Again. And then an early bedtime because the next couple of days already suck and they haven't even started. -.-;

Twatter is used as means of bad touching your cell phone in public constantly. In a public toilet? Standing in line at the store? Driving through an area full of kids leaving school for the day? 3am in the White House while watching cable news? All places you'll find dumbasses fondling their twatter feed.

It was a generic version of The Club, that locking device for steering wheels. Eye gougingly fluorescent orange and could be easily used to crush a skull. If you could get it off your steering wheel. I had one that I used on my old Bug. The ultimate punchline since if you want to steal a Bug, all you have to do is have a couple of friends to help you pick it up and carry it off.

To be fair, he should have realized he was well out of his already pathetic league when the toddler took one look at him and started flexing.

Shin jobs.

He got hit with a Nerf ball and the bruise is the size of a basketball.

So...21 then? Because I think he runs out of fingers and toes at that point and can't count any higher.

Go, Bento, Go!

Forget the Gorilla Club, you have Attack Hamster.

Pillow fort under a desk. Totally works.

GET ME ONE OF EVERYTHING! And then keep them all for yourself because i'm just a ghost in the shell.

They are easier to clean up after too.

Meh, we all know that fugg's went to the StormTrooper School of Potshots - she couldn't hit the side of a barn with her weak ammo. She's already used ugly and virgin as insults today. At this point, her gun is completely empty.

And yet most of my original post still applies.

I thought threads about gay sex acts could only thrive in DF. I'm only guessing about what he's planning on doing with that cheese though.

Mansions and wine and paid prostitutes are really shallow markers for attractiveness. And we've all seen the types of things you think are hot.

I'm just secure enough to know that no one needs to see my ugly mug. I don't need physical attributes to validate myself. And I was wrong. It was a Zeni thread, not a Bucket thread. But the point remains that Jean Claude looks like he's morphing into Skeletor.

Jean Claude Van Damns burlap sack of a face. But then I decided it was too hideous to post even in a Bucket thread.

Because maybe you can write off the blackjack and hookers as religious expenses... <.< >.>