katt_goddess

People on hippy-time can go rot. At least you know what you can get them for Christmas - A WATCH.

Blubber dance. Sloppy footwork. And it sounds like you are dancing on bubblewrap. Either that or your shower flip-flops are falling apart.

Mine likes to bite. Right before the alarm first starts going off at 5a, she's in my face because there's one kibble left in her bowl and that's a national disaster. She also has ridiculous use of her 'fingers' [learned from her raccoon 'parents' ] and can extend exactly one claw to poke any exposed skin she finds when she wants something. I swear she can hit a nerve in the dark every time. And she's begun head-butting which is better than getting the Claw or being bit but it's +15 lbs of asshole tabby hitting whatever she's aiming at because she doesn't do anything by halves.

Sounds like she gets overstimulated really easily. You can pet her when she's eating because she's focused on eating. If you pet her when she has nothing else to think about, she only thinks about the petting and it gets to be too much for her brain. Try giving her a treat away from the food bowl and petting her when she's enjoying the treat. Not too much but maybe after doing that awhile she won't get so worked up if you just pet her without a treat.

Honestly, you could probably get shown on there without the possibility of a mug shot - just stand on the side of the street somewhere with a sign saying something like 'Free Donuts 4 My Boys In Blue' [better have donuts! ] or something equally cheesy but cop positive. Virtually guaranteed to be shown if they happen to be a filming vehicle on that particular route. Just be sure to have something to say in case it's a slow night and they decide to stop and say hi. :D And then, yes, let everyone here know so we can watch for your tv debut. And, since no point in bumping another thread just to post this since you'll be in this one for a few more replies anyway - don't give up. Getting laid off sucks ass on so many levels but it could be the best thing that could have happened to you. I got laid off from the job I had before the one I'm at now. I found a new job and had already been promoted to Head Cashier when the entire company that I had worked for went tits up and all the people who had still been employed there were suddenly without jobs at all. While they were all flooding the market looking for something / anything, I was already well established in a job where I'm now management level with my own office. So go forth, see this as a chance to get a leg up on potential future competition when everyone else there ends up staring at pink slips. Your next job could easily be the job you can use the most.

Actually you can reheat fries to where they are 'edible' [at least for reheated fries] - wrap them in a slightly damp paper towel and microwave them that way. When you are poor, you figure out all sorts of things to stretch that dollar.

Please please please let it occur in an active filming area for 'Live PD' on A&E... It's been at least a month since they had an episode where they showed how the back seat of the cop cars can be removed to hose pee off.

No point on the seat but rather a drop away to a cushioned net. A ball hammock for your bike seat. >

Goomba smashing time?

*throws holy water at it and runs away screaming

They were going to start screaming that in November anyway when CN and [as] do their usual hour swap to allow CN to run movies during the holiday months. Toonami is definitely shored up for awhile, there's FLCL 2 & 3, and there's at least 3 other series being actively worked towards which no one is allowed to say a single tiny thing about because that's how contract negotiations are worked currently. DOOM probably wrote a rap about how Lazzo's golf game is lame.

This was years ago but if I'm remembering correctly, she definitely got a new doctor and that doctor might not have had their job much longer after than incident. Unfortunately that's not always possible in some areas where there are only so many doctors to go around and most of them already suck.

He already used that line on 12 different people on OK Cupid. Today.

I got that kind of crap too. I was told that the horrific pains I was dealing with were just 'female problems' [not likely] and it wasn't until my roommate at the time found me curled up on the bathroom floor one morning that they finally did something - my gall bladder was full of stones, pus and air bubbles. And I'm going through that same level of crap doctor behavior right now. There is literally something attached to my liver, it rubs against my ribcage and the doctor could feel it at the last visit I bothered with but doesn't feel like doing anything about it because that would be work. You'd think that the fact that the last time they had to go in for anything they had to remove a couple of tummy tumors would make them a little faster on the uptake of what kinds of things might be going on in there and want to deal with it as soon as possible. Instead, I get to monitor sizes and aches and cough up blood chunks every so often because medical is a joke if you are female. An expensive joke.

Holy crap, so much this. I've heard the horror stories first-hand how someone went in for some first time gyno-crap and told when asked that no, they were not nor had ever been sexually active. The doctor refused to believe that because they were like 22-23 at the time and obviously everyone at that age has been screwing around for ages and ended up getting the biggest whatever it was to go spelunking with. Doctor knows-it-all ended up hurting my friend internally. Yet another reason to hate doctors.

He'll find out how much tar weighs when they pull his lungs out at his autopsy and squeeze the black out of them for a before and after weigh-in. His spirit will still be there trying to tell them they're doing the autopsy wrong and everything should be in metric for posterity.

If it's a real chemical engineer and not someone who just makes meth behind the casino dumpster, then yes, they will.

I am not now nor will I ever be your favorite toy. I've got less zits and no waterbugs.

If y'all are talking about sweating the night away just by sitting, I would suggest whoever either has the best AC or the best weather for an outdoor porch sit.

My apartment needs cleaning. Get to it, chop chop.

You got stickers for books read and after so many stickers, you'd get a certificate or something for a personal pan pizza. My littlest brother and sister both had that going for them in elementary. It was annoying on a number of levels - they got pizza just for reading [pizza was treated like a horribly expensive waste of money growing up so naturally it was a massive treat when it actually showed up] and the nearest Pizza Hut was 36 miles away so turning those things in was some sort of medieval torture adventure with the result being a cold piece of grease.

Meh, I don't know. Saturday Night Live was funny at least.

If you don't mind losing spectacularly complete with lots of crying and an odor of piss from your champion, I nominate zeni the roach.

Punctuation A lost art on the internets