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katt_goddess

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  1. You put it in mine! I need an adult. :::
  2. Sounds like a plan. I'm going with Pizza Butt myself. Once it shows up, I'm heading to the bedroom and tossing a movie on the DVD for the evening.
  3. Just give me my gotdamned Flintstones chewables with extra grape Dinos and get out of my way.
  4. If it's a link that I recognize and I have the time for it, I'll click because I read everything. If it's a link posted in a tiny chat, I won't touch it because it's probably porn.
  5. No thanks. I've got my own.
  6. I frickin' love that this, of all possible things ever, is the full reason you decided to post this particular thread. Not just bored, you were also watching a show or documentary. About abortions. > 0. Zilch. Nada-de-squada.
  7. The dink brought a gun and a knife to a robbery and got his ass handed to him by a grey-hair. His parents should throw the guy that beat up their son a ticker tape parade for apparently doing what they should have done a long time ago - teach him that stupid can hurt. I'm also wondering if that was just a dead mask or if it was one of those with the voice changer attached.
  8. That there's a Shit Wizard, Harry.
  9. I don't know if I'd even do that since if I went part time, I'd likely be scheduled shorty-short hours Monday-Saturday just to ensure that the office work still all got done properly. Kind of defeats the purpose of going part-time then since I'd still have to get up early every morning. But I would be able to plan actual fly away vacations four times a year since I have four weeks paid vacation time on full-time. You can do and see a lot in a week with planning.
  10. I'd still work if I won the powerball. No reason not to. I just wouldn't need to rely on that paycheck to cover all bills anymore.
  11. I used TIDY CAT AVALANCHE followed by FABREEZ SHOWER all while using YELL It was all semi EFFECTIVE. Although she still looks smug and has gone to the bedroom, likely to use SHED all over my blankets while waiting for the tv to turn on.
  12. Can you handle being bossed around by some old fart who thinks you're their personal servant there to do whatever they yell at you to do? For every good client, there's two nasty asses who burn through their companions just because they can.
  13. Condolences to those posting losses.
  14. I wish my fuzzy electric asshole was that calm. She just performed THUNDERBLAST in the litter box. It's SUPER EFFECTIVE. The parakeets are sitting as far away as they can in their cage right now. And she has the same look on her face as that pikakitten you posted.
  15. Totally pointless to make any plans beyond Saturday right now 'cuz we all going to Rapture. Or Rupture. Either or at this point. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/christian-researcher-rapture_us_59bf38d0e4b0edff971d2ceb
  16. Henry Zabrowski plays 'Gary' the main demon on 'Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell' . He is also one of three dudes [not including Titty] who hosts 'Last Stream on the Left' - a streaming program that basically brings the worst and weirdest of youtube out to play along with talks about serial killers, cryptology, and UFOs. He's always looking for that one unsung 'my boyfriend was bigfoot' type story. >
  17. I do love a good 'everything goes to hell / world ends' movie. But I might wait for that one to show up as a double-feature DVD at WalMart. I think the last movie I actually had the time to see in a theatre was 'Deadpool' .
  18. It was VEGAN. If you are ever constipated and don't care which end will unplug first, go for that vegan mayo.
  19. I think Pat Robertson went off his nut about that during one of his 700 Club Halloween is evil speels back then before his handlers finally started locking him down so people wouldn't know the full extent of his dementia. Also... Jar Jar.....wtf. :D
  20. That wasn't an accident. That was an intentional. Those people brought sammiches WITH THE WRONG MAYO. YOU WERE ALL WARNED!
  21. I've never had the horror but from what I've heard, it's mainly good for hitting insects with rather than actually reading.
  22. Go hoam kitten u drunk'd.
  23. Dang it, I was vaguely hoping this would be horrible and right here / now type thing that I could copypasta to Last Stream. Zabrowski tends to demand a bigfoot boyfriend story about once a frickin' month or so.
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