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Meanwhile, I get the most horrible things suggested to me by Amazon.

[ since mthor already got it... ] A fart in a crowded elevator.

Fund it.

Thank you one and thank you all. I spent last night prying my new blanket away from the kitten [ who has decided that the new warm fuzzy blanket is absolutely hers despite also having a heat pad ] and the bulk of today slowly filling a to-go bag from my Caribou breakfast full of used tissues [ I think my brain is melting through my sinuses ] and ignoring my cell phone [ some numbnut gave my mom my cell number which she wasn't supposed to have ]. Also, Slut Dragon. Not to be confused with Hot Dolphin or Brick Frog Frog Bricks. <.< >.>

A can of sliced peaches in juice and Dayquil. I'm dealing with the flu and everything makes me want to barf.

I work in retail so every day during this time of year is a new attempt to develop the type of powers that cause stupid peoples' heads to explode. Preferably in the parking lot so I don't also have to clean anything.

Hey! I've officially had my yearly quart of nogs.

Someone doodled on a $20 and spent it. Which means I got to see it while working out the daily deposit. I realized that Andrew Jackson looks like Herman Munster. I can't get that out of my head now. And Thomas Jefferson [ the $2 bill ] looks like a young Jeb Clampet from the Beverly Hillbillies sans hat.

Sophistry.

I peed on this thread.

I think I have found my new favorite thing. There's a squidbilly across the street with a truck-boat-truck-sans-a-truck-and-boat that likes to roll coal later in the evening. I probably wouldn't even have to bend to get under that stupid thing.

I've created a little monster. It's been cold and the colder it gets, the further up the bed the kitten wedges herself. Lately she's been right in the middle of the bed, close to the pillow, and hogging all the blankets. So I got out the heating pad, set it up near the side by her staircase and rolled her over to that spot. 2 hour timer so she won't get baked no matter how long she tolerates it and I don't have to worry about it catching fire in the middle of the night. Now she gets up in the middle of the night and headbutts me because the padding is cold. She also sad-faces me in the morning after I feed her because crawling into the blankets I've just vacated is not good enough. I just went into the bedroom and there she was hugging the heating pad and looking at me like I had murdered her favorite toy because it wasn't hot. -.-; I've created a monster and it knows how to use guilt.

Okay, had to think about this. Depending on how you are about big purses/bags [ I'm all for them because I need to travel with the ability to hide a small child immediately for no damn good reason ] and how big the cool shoes are, take the cool shoes with you in your purse and wear slip on ballet flat type things for the outside walking. When you get to the place you are going to be for awhile and where you'll be able to sit more than stand, switch out the flats for the fancy and pop the flats in one of those shoe bags so they don't schmutz up the purse. If anyone says anything, you can tell them you are experimenting with the Japanese practice of indoor/outdoor shoes. Technically it would be the other way around in Japan [ shoes outside, slipper type inside ] but the concept is roughly the same as far as this scenario is concerned - no 'outside shoes' inside. You'll be able to wear the fancy ones in a way that hopefully won't cause your foot pain to flair up unnecessarily and you won't have to go into any details about your feet issues if you don't want to.

Unpopular theory - one of those weekends might be a movie type weekend. Or one is the conclusion of AOT and the second is a marathon of AOT for anyone that missed the ending the first time and wants to just veg out for like 3 hours straight.

In my defense, I was the one that would have to go out into the great ick to berry pick on those years where it was decided we'd have real cranberries and not the jiggle-can berries. I was the only one that was able to walk across branches in the marshes without breaking them and falling in. All the spider webs. >.< And everyone was forced to eat them, it wasn't optional. Cranberries and sweet potatoes were the lutefisk of my childhood Thanksgivings.

Cranberries. Absolutely disgusting no matter how they show up. They are only good for one thing - a patio full of drunk birds because they'll eat those dang things and cranberries ferment without falling off the branch. Sweet potatoes can go rot too. Gross.

Silly rabbit, I think the idea is that you gain a soul from eating babies.

Need to define what baby you mean. There are all sorts of babies out there. You could mean a baby blobfish for all we know.

Frickin' birds have been running their beaks non-stop since Tuesday. Nothing will shut them up. You little bastards are the reason I'm fine with going back to work in the morning - dealing with carens and their screeching spawn will seem like silence compared to the last few days.

Nobody likes a quitter. That spider is still out there somewhere.

Here's a word - 'Nope'

Meh, I either get a Crud or break a bone. At least I got another week off from work for being a walking contagion.

They were requiring proof of vaccination at the convention in 2021 in order to get a badge since both the omicron version and monkey pox were running high in Atlanta at the time. Still caught covid but at least they tried.

This whole thread is starting to smell like feti.