katt_goddess

Mattress with hair. Rancid crotch-pocket. Jenny McCarthy.

Actual fascists don't like it when all the things they demand [ like book bans, bathroom lockdowns, pronoun policing, laws stating that an entire gender is no longer allowed to make medical decisions about their own body, banning gender-specific care { which mysteriously doesn't include banning Viagra or testosterone 'cuz 'mah balls, mah RIGHTS' }, having someone physically 'inspect' the genitals of school children to ensure they are playing the right sports, voting restrictions to ensure only the 'right' people can vote ever, etc ] are called out as fascism so they are now going out of their way to claim everything is fascist in order to water down the meaning of the word to the populace.

The bread I keep losing to the tax-ass because I make too much to not pay and too little to not pay and get away with it.

I'm trapped in the stupidity of this and can't look away. Also, this is in my library right now.

I should be doing my taxes. Or working on projects 1-6 for Con. Instead, *clicks on cat videos serially all day long because why not...

*The Complete Book of Magic & WItchcraft - Kathryn Paulsen. In case it was eating into anyone's brain.

Not an asshole because if you aren't feeling like being around people, being around people would likely MAKE you sick anyway. Plus, if you aren't in the mood to deal with the public, you'd just pull their fun down the toilet anyway. * * My feet hurt so much, I've been on them for too long this week and now everything is swollen and ouchie.

Dealing with a hospital that suddenly can't seem to find my insurance info [ when they managed to find it just fine last month ] and an insurance that isn't that great but it's all I have has given me new insight into why people just shave their heads while laughing manically. I still have my hair but damnit, I might shave my damn legs.

Honestly sounds like the real problem is the time limit. People cramming 'nanners down their throat and then power chugging pop? Big surprise when you can't belch out the gas without the mushed 'nanners following. Damn kids these days. Get off my lawn.

I wasn't really feeling like food but knew I needed to eat something today. Ended up eating an entire packet of mashed potatoes. Now I'm burping up fake cheese-n-bacon molecules and hating life.

Trust me, dude. You are NOT alone in this. I sometimes think that doctors half-ass things when they don't feel like dealing with the actual work that would go into finding out what is going on and fixing it.

I swear there's a fishing game in every Zelda game if you look hard enough.

Gods damnit. >.<

Nah, 'cuz Anime is teh s uck' made people think they hated anime but most of those Inmates had anime collections that would make otakus blush with shame. Except maybe Max. Anything he collects may or may not get you on a list somewhere. The 1.31 incident was caused by non-fans not knowing what a Mooninite was and thinking a lite-brite version of one flipping the bird was some anarchist bomb waiting to go off. No one ever thought otherwise.

If you want to fly for free, just tell them you'll sit by the emergency exit with an extra roll of duct tape.

A couple of things to try - - take a photo of the item in question if it's got a real sentimental attachment going on but has no possible value in being kept, that way you have a physical memory of the thing without the thing and when you feel that yes, you can release it, you can choose to delete the photo. It's like a delayed release without the hoarding. If you don't want to delete the pic, that's fine too. - thank the item for it's service in your life. Yeah yeah, it's a Marie Kondo thing and I'm not a total fan of hers but the act of thanking it is a psychological thing - it tells your brain that you are fine with releasing that item so your brain stops going off about how you are missing that something for no real reason whatsoever. * * * I was told I need to try using a special wedge pillow to sleep on at night to try dealing with nausea so I got one. Now all my dreams consist of me trying to get some sleep or at least take a needed nap but no one will let me sleep because wedge pillows are the mortal enemies of the side sleeper, apparently.

Gifts suggestions for a few years down the road when the kid can really enjoy things - - tubs of cotton candy - pop - desktop drum set Bonus, all three on the same day is pure chef's kiss. I'm the FUN Aunt.

Another TikTok Challenge for the Mentally Challenged. At least they aren't eating Tide Pods anymore.

All I want to do is maybe curl up and take a nap in a pile of blankets. But I have an alert that there is a package out for delivery today and there's a ground blizzard with Arctic winds going on right now. I can't make nap noises until at least that delivery shows up because the security doors are locked and they'll need to be buzzed in or no delivery for anyone [ I hold packages for the office too when they can't get in so everything stays safe ]. AND my big cup was gross so it's in the dishwasher so I can't make a bowl of coffee with syrups to sip on while screwing around on the internets waiting. # first world problems.

*glares at you while drinking mistletoe tea...

Then again...

Relevant because why not

Caffeine tends to calm me and make me sleepy. I wouldn't drink an expresso before bed but I have chugged one of those Starbucks frappes before taking a nap.