katt_goddess

Oh this is absolutely the plan. They'll claim that the economy was super awesome until the time bombs Lex Luthor Biden left behind went off instead of noting that they inherited a good economy and once again drove it directly into the ground themselves. Failing grades for all republicans in the mid-terms will be blamed on dems totally cheating every step of the way [ provided people are still allowed to vote in 2 years... 'never have to vote again' and all that ]. People not being able to afford anything anymore won't be a tariff thing because the Fart Prince insists he knows how tariffs work but rather sabotage by political enemies and 'others'. And there will still be idiots who believe all that because Faux Noise said so.

It was me. I linked that video from 'How heavy are the dumbbells you lift' one time here and I will do it again!

Up next, he's going to pick that snail trail head of Moms for Liberty for Education. Calling it now. After all, nothing says qualified like someone who hates kids, hates books and hates education being tapped to be in charge of all those things until it can be completely gutted.

How about no. Nominations shouldn't require spin doctors and shit-whisperers to 'explain' why a totally horrible pick is actually the greatest f-ing pick ever! The dude had a brain worm...in his brain...that DIED. Brain worms live to do two things - eat brains and shit eggs. His singular worm DIED. Yeah, I really want that kind of person in charge of determining what is and isn't safe to eat. And, anyone popping up with a 'he was just trolling! lol' hot take if/when any of these shitty picks are pulled is full of shit themselves. You want someone to make shitty hiring choices, put them in charge of a hot dog cart. It's not 'trolling' when the positions being filled are going to affect everyone in the damn country.

If he gets hits now though, he'll still have almost two months of clenching his cheeks in a jail somewhere before that can happen. IF it happens. Drumpf has the mental capacity of a goldfish if it isn't about him personally and/or he can make rage noises over it. He didn't pardon Epstein after all and that guy supplied the party.

My e-mails are full of requests for all the people who received their particular messages during the election cycle to immediately dump the twit and head to bluesky ASAP. I think its the equivalent of defunding Melon Husk in the way he hates the most - by no longer paying him anything including attention on that site.

Who else wants them to keep some 'fake' banner ads floating around featuring chili-boy flexing after eating whatever pills he was pimping?

So, let me get this straight. The guy who has been using his position as an active congressman to avoid getting dragged away to jail for the things he's already known to have done is now a civilian, effective immediately? Fire up the hibachi, it's roasting time - caveman flavored.

The question is always 'WHY?????' as you sit on the throne of hellfire for the second time in the same week because you never frickin' learn.

He wore a pink shirt for her.

Drumpf finally got a puppy. Unfortunately they are notoriously germy little shits and it sounds like this one has gotten used to table scraps. Better not let Noem in the same room.

Chess everywhere else on the planet - Chess at Mar-A-Lardo -

Absolutely not. Proof - In an episode of Dragon Ball Supers, Goku pops into Vegeta and Bulma's home, specifically the bedroom just because it was the closest or something. Goku doesn't really pay much attention to things like that. And Vegeta almost kills him on the spot. Not because Kakarot popped into his home unannounced though. It was because Bulma was in her pjs and that WAS HIS WIFE! Vegeta also almost got the enter Earth popped by Beerus when Beerus slapped Bulma and Vegeta decided God or no, you don't touch Bulma. Summary - Vegeta does not share like that and he loves his wife too much to think of anyone else in that manner.

That's definitely one way to avoid your own looming sex trafficking and pedophilia investigations...

He waits until the inauguration when he's 'official' and then just declares it as a presidential act that he is now totally allowed to do no matter what because the SCROTUS said he's immune to everything and the stack of bottom bitches he has in Congress okay the whole thing under threat of seeing MTG dance nekid if they don't comply.

Everything he owns is currently soaking in vats of Fabreez to get his infamous stink out of them. New weasel-fur hair plugs need time to heal. Full-body Thailand spa treatment to clear all pores from their impacted gobs of rancid spraytan. Test-driving new 'signature scents' that can go from a 12pm wake-up call to afternoon executive nap without revealing there's been 3 blow-outs in that time frame. Still screaming at people to find Hermione Granger and force her to make him a super diaper like she made that super purse. He's been posting this entire time but someone switched his phone with one of those Fischer Price Busy Little Bastard play-fones and he hasn't noticed the difference. Someone came up with KFC flavored pudding as a joke during election night and now it's pudding time all the time.

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I'm going to give a couple of helpful bits of advice on this. First, seriously re-read and think about the assistance list that buddy put up because that's not just food, it's bill assistance. I realize that sometimes it's easier psychologically to ask faceless people on the internet for help instead of having to see people in real life and maybe feel that they are judging you right to your face. They aren't. They wouldn't be in a position of assistance if they were there to be dicks about it. Second, maybe a decent breakdown on your gofundme page as to just what is going to be going towards what so that it isn't 'just' 6K, it's x for mortage, x for water/sewer/gas, x for food. You don't have to be super specific about how much exactly is any given thing but a general range will help people make better sense of just where that desired money is going to go towards. It also shows that yes, you actually are aware of how everything breaks down and its not just a case where someone pissed away what they had and have no idea how to continue or even worse, someone hoping to scam people for 6k just for the lols [ not saying you are but saying there ARE those types and they ruin it for everyone ].

He was told to fill his cabinet positions as fast as possible and he's also been telling the morons already in office to refuse to confirm any Biden judge picks and basically run out the clock on behalf of his shitty self. He'll want a full NK 'GREAT LEADER' style parade in January though. Honestly, go for it. Reasoning? All those people 'lose' the jobs they are currently in whether they were just re-elected or still had plenty of time left, those spots require new elections to fill those spots making those spots suddenly very very shaky for all those R's that were running on ignorance during the main election in areas where people are suddenly realizing what 'tariffs' really are, and when baby inevitably has a temper tantrum and starts tossing people out of his Big Mac-induced orbit - they have no jobs.

I think those people are going to end up requiring that speak-n-spell buttons be added to grocery store shelves to tell them that dairy = milk. Might have to add a cow noise too just to be safe.

Oh yeah, I'm waiting for all the usual purges to start again and I wonder if genders and heritage are going to be blamed out loud this time. Very best people and all that.

I guess it's safe to assume that the time to pretend to care about pets is officially over. I'd feel sorry for all the idiots that ran out to spend time and money on 'P'Nut' merch but most of those thought $100 for a hat made in China for ten cents on behalf of a so-called billionaire was a very good deal.

^^^^ The vow was deporting millions almost immediately, not just a handful. And they've already declared that literally everyone here who is 'undocumented' is a criminal and that the military will be used to round those 'criminals' up. The Orange Clown probably won't even realize the actual extent of his stupidity until he flies into Mar-A-Lago for his third overpriced golf vacation of the month on the taxpayers' dime and all the help is gone.

Like Orange Cat won't figure something out.

I've seen a quote/meme floating around that I agree with 100% that basically covers this particular load of crap. 'If you get a fancy coffee at $5 per 5 days a week, that's $25 a week. So if you decide to stop getting that fancy coffee and save that money instead, you'll save $100 a month, that's $1200 a year. In ten years, you'll have saved $12000. Which is still no where near the hell enough to buy a house. Enjoy your coffee instead - it's what's getting you through things now.' As for anyone that thinks there's a 'peace deal' in the works for Ukraine/Russia guess again. Any such 'deal' will consist of Ukraine being given 24 hours to submit info that Joe Biden is secretly the Lex Luthor of Europe and stole the 2020 election from the Great Lard followed by all funding being pulled regardless of what the answer to that demand is so that Putin can finish cleansing the land and Princess Tinyhands can get a hotel named after him in Moscow.