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60-40. It'll really depend on if he even has the money to do anything anymore and/or if his own growing k-fueled paranoia allows him to even remain in the US. Drumpf hates losers and hates sharing the spotlight. Husk is now losing record amounts of money, lost an election that he was funding heavily [ including that lotto which...turns out was rigged because both of the 'random winners' just happen to work for the gop in some capacity ], and could be losing at least one of his companies if things continue. I'm also guessing his kid wiped more boogers on things.

It was all an April's Fools joke. There have been many sads about this.

The national party needs to run out of money.

The report is that he stopped eating on Saturday and stopped drinking on Sunday so that his body would be dehydrated enough for a marathon filibuster. You don't need to use the bathroom if there's nothing at all in the tanks.

Something smells like diaper. I could have sworn that at least in the Weil / Fine run-up, Weil was +10 at one point. I knew there was no hope for a district that would willingly vote for Matt 'if there's grass on the field' Gaetz.

Somewhere, out there, someone is making a porn featuring someone in a pickle costume tongue-punching the brains out of someone in a cockroach costume.

Thankfully all the Bug's mushy baby food is processed/cooked. Don't think I didn't check either. Unfortunately there appears to be a vermin boom going on so now I'm worried that despite never having dealt with them in the apartment before, they might show up and I know she'll eat them. She still thinks the 'keets might be edible after all.

Here's my toss up thoughts for the night [ since I'll probably be asleep before it starts anyway ]. Potential random pop-ups of portals before, during, and after each program. Maybe even sucking in and spitting out characters during the actual shows. Start out with 5 seconds of the first episode of season 8 before cutting to something else. Will it air completely? If it's ready to rock, I'd put it at the absolute tail end of the entire evening's joke phase as a reward or punishment for sitting through all the things. Maybe have a portal at the bottom of the screen that spits out a little Rick and Morty to run across the screen, making comments about the program they are interrupting ala MST3K. Words censored with belches. I'd actually be sad to miss some of that.

Ukraine is under zero obligation to give any military info to anyone in the Princess Tinyhands administration since the next call will be to the Kremlin.

Only if ketamine abuse causes adult-set autism.

Adderall, flu tabs, gobs of burger grease causing mini strokes in his pea brain, the voices in his head caused by all of the above.

The nest has been found!

This place attracts swarms of bots some days. It can be mostly mildly entertaining because we aren't really a high value info site in the least. The majority are 'benign' apple and petal bots. The Russian ones are farmers but we got nothing for them that they can't get just as easily off regular news sites and places like Xhitter and Bluesky. I haven't noted any US spyders but if things keep going the way they have, it will be those to watch for.

Please go away. Please die. Please die in a very public and horrifyingly funny but appropriate way. Ex. an exploding buttplug with a 'tesla' sticker on it shaped like Drumpf.

The Nordic types know better than to give night parasites permission to cross the threshold.

Be a joke, go broke,

There's just something infinitely sad about going to a favorite online store for supplies and finding that what you remembered as being an embarrassment of riches is now severely shrunken to the point of almost being boutique boring.

This is the exact same thing that Drumpf has done - have a property that goes to shit, claim to have sold it at a loss for the tax benefits, really just 'sells' it to some other company that -surprise- he's the sole owner of under all the fine print. Rinse, repeat. 100% fraudulent but it takes an auditor with an actual spine and balls AND money to go after him since he sues anyone who says anything bad about him.

Pepperidge Farms remembers. And maybe it'll remember things even better if you buy some of those Milano cookies...

To be fair, about 99% of those responses included some variation of 'Your Mom' because the very smart DOUCHE people used an open account for all the 'government' employees to reply to. Along with literally everyone else on this planet with access to the internet. 5 Things I Did This Week 1. Classified 2. Classified 3. Classified 4. There is no Four because it's Classified 5. Your mom

It's horrifyingly easy actually. They'll just make the poor kids do all the labor and the parents will probably roll over and let it happen because one of the many many other things they want to do is get rid of the federal minimum wage because 'it's bad for businesses' [ aka owners having to actually pay anywhere near a living wage to the people who make all their money for them means the owners get less money all for themselves ]. No federal minimum means less in wages, education being left entirely to the states means any red state could just make actual education too expensive = send the kids to the mines to help the family. Rich families won't have to worry about it because their kids will be attending very important but too expensive for anyone else school.

"Say I'm pretty and I'll give you $100!'

Keep an eye on grandma...

Considering that they have been trying to deport Native Americans, I would say anyone that doesn't look white enough will become a target should things continue at this speed.