katt_goddess

I honestly thought virtually all their games from the good ol' days had been flushed when the boards died. Other than Pocket Mortys, I haven't seen a single ad for any of their old games since the death of the boards. And I don't think even Pocket Mortys have been getting new ads lately. That snake game was fun.

Somewhere, out there, Elizabeth Hurley is buying burn cream and she doesn't even know why.

My mom looks like a combination of ancient troll and deflated jack-o-lantern. That's something you'd only watch if you lost a bet and you weren't allowed to just gouge your eyes out.

I am not going to encourage you to say...hypothetically...rip their head off and put it on a pike as a real life reminder to others out there that bad things happen to bad people. This is my official disclaimer that I totally never encouraged that.

This is what happens when you internalize all those 'Yo momma' jokes in high school. Anally.

The apartment complex changed out all the laundry machines so that they no longer take coins 'because some buildings had had issues with people breaking the machines to steal the money'. [ not this building, word got around that I will put your head through the wall if I catch you being stupid ] They only take cards and phone-transfer thingie now. I go out of my way to get a rechargeable garbage card to keep my real card safe only that card isn't 'valid' currently because there's like a million stupid things that go into actually getting one of those things to function to ensure that you aren't some sort of Canadian jihadist trying to launder money $20 at a time. So I was forced to use my real card to do laundry today. If you switch things around so you don't have to travel to collect the coins [ real reason - laziness ], how exactly the hell am I supposed to trust that you will be inspecting these things regularly to ensure that no one modifies them with skimmers? I may know what to look for since I work with the pin pads at my work but how many others are even going to realize something is off with these things?

The Metalocalypse movie. With mustaches. In Portuguese. If they are feeling extra super lazy, whatever is playing on one of the other channels like TruCrime plays on [ as ] as long as it's technically appropriate for the time frame.

Amazon has merkins and they want to know if I want to review one. EWWWWWWWWWWWW. End review.

You've been jealous of my bifocals since bifocals were invented.

I have an alchemy circle rug from Full Metal Alchemist in my living room and it's started to move around in the middle of the night. You are an inanimate object, start acting like one.

Yeah, I didn't want to actually point that out though. That said, his meds could be giving him a case of old dude mush-mouth too. He's on a few and sometimes when they got changed in the past, they'd cause him to sweat standing still.

I really do hope this means he's feeling much much better. The world needs more storytime with Uncle George.

Mattress with hair. Rancid crotch-pocket. Jenny McCarthy.

Actual fascists don't like it when all the things they demand [ like book bans, bathroom lockdowns, pronoun policing, laws stating that an entire gender is no longer allowed to make medical decisions about their own body, banning gender-specific care { which mysteriously doesn't include banning Viagra or testosterone 'cuz 'mah balls, mah RIGHTS' }, having someone physically 'inspect' the genitals of school children to ensure they are playing the right sports, voting restrictions to ensure only the 'right' people can vote ever, etc ] are called out as fascism so they are now going out of their way to claim everything is fascist in order to water down the meaning of the word to the populace.

The bread I keep losing to the tax-ass because I make too much to not pay and too little to not pay and get away with it.

I'm trapped in the stupidity of this and can't look away. Also, this is in my library right now.

I should be doing my taxes. Or working on projects 1-6 for Con. Instead, *clicks on cat videos serially all day long because why not...

*The Complete Book of Magic & WItchcraft - Kathryn Paulsen. In case it was eating into anyone's brain.

Not an asshole because if you aren't feeling like being around people, being around people would likely MAKE you sick anyway. Plus, if you aren't in the mood to deal with the public, you'd just pull their fun down the toilet anyway. * * My feet hurt so much, I've been on them for too long this week and now everything is swollen and ouchie.

Dealing with a hospital that suddenly can't seem to find my insurance info [ when they managed to find it just fine last month ] and an insurance that isn't that great but it's all I have has given me new insight into why people just shave their heads while laughing manically. I still have my hair but damnit, I might shave my damn legs.

Honestly sounds like the real problem is the time limit. People cramming 'nanners down their throat and then power chugging pop? Big surprise when you can't belch out the gas without the mushed 'nanners following. Damn kids these days. Get off my lawn.

I wasn't really feeling like food but knew I needed to eat something today. Ended up eating an entire packet of mashed potatoes. Now I'm burping up fake cheese-n-bacon molecules and hating life.

Trust me, dude. You are NOT alone in this. I sometimes think that doctors half-ass things when they don't feel like dealing with the actual work that would go into finding out what is going on and fixing it.