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katt_goddess

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  1. Skip the nuts and you might have a deal. đŸ˜¼
  2. I...mis-read this title entirely. It's been a long day.
  3. 1. Rogue banned me once. And the screen failed epically. So I must be doing something right. 2. Officially had my title turned red purely to see the amount of bitchy PMs blaming me for everything up to and including the sun rising in the east to increase from 0 to 100. 3. Create a ban screen featuring sponge's asshole and use it liberally on anyone and everyone just for the lols.
  4. The CHAOS Cure - Marla Cilley Old Style Cunjure - Starr Casas Stupid White Men - Michael Moore Jujutsu Kaisen #4 - Gege Akutami Strange Planet - Nathan Pyle Stranger Planet - Nathan Pyle Writers Gone Wild - Bill Peschel The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes - Suzanne Collins 29 to go...
  5. I'm ready for ghost-in-the-shell technology. Just replace everything before the warranties all expire. Also, built-in tasers.
  6. No place that I know sells live ants, or at least the type of live ants that would live long enough to do the ant farm thing. Those are always shipped to you once you've bought the farm at a hobby store. But, do you have sugar ants in the area? I used to make mini ant farms in baby food jars by carefully digging up a sugar ant hill. I'd keep them for maybe a week or two watching them build their tunnels everywhere, feeding them grains of sugar and then pour them back out where I got them. Rinse jar, repeat at a new hill.
  7. The war against GINGERVITUS.
  8. If I see one more maskless Jabba the Hutt in yoga pants, I'm gonna throw a chair. 'Yoga pants' imply you might actually try to exercise. Exercise implies a thought about your health. You haven't exercised since this morning when you broke a sweat while fighting yourself into those poor pants. And not wearing a mask because you couldn't find one that matches your outfit is bullshit - pretty sure you could find a mask that also looks like strained underpants.
  9. Go dude go! Also, do you do housecleaning? I noticed a bathroom that is actually clean enough to take a selfie in and kinda want that dream now too.
  10. I was going to suggest reading a chapter of the bible backwards but it appears you figured out another way. If you put generic batteries in it, it might lose it's metal mind. I got one for my little sister way back in the way back and a bunch of cheapo batteries to go with it. It sort of lost it's mind at some point, swore at her and tried to bite her finger. Also, I read the title as 'fuck me furby' and thought it was a horrible new version of 'tickle me elmo' .
  11. Jujutsu Kaisen #3 - Gege Akutami The Secret Keys of Conjure - Chas Bogan 37 to go...
  12. Ask yourself this though - is there anything left that needs 'closure' regarding Pickle Rick? Or is Pickle Rick just Szechuan Sauce?
  13. The series has an alternating storyline. Chances are high that anything that you were hoping for closure on from last season is currently getting plotted out to be touched on for the next season.
  14. Being forced to live in your own hoarded filth for an extended period of time is unacceptable to some. When hillbilly trailer trash can't drag their asses across others in a public setting whenever they want, they react as they've been taught by watching the Annoying Orange - have a tantrum and blame 'the Others' . Want to rebuild that broken masculinity caused by being a responsible adult and staying home during a health crisis? Go out and beat up someone perceived as lesser than you - 'the Other' is the one that caused this after all. Semi-serious answer to add to other more serious answers in the thread. Mental health issues spike for some when faced with isolation. Trapped with their own thoughts, the thoughts take over. And when you have someone who is a walking hate-boner over everything and ingests that sort of shit as news / entertainment 24 / 7, those thoughts are not something that should have space to gestate. Not excusing bad behavior because of mental issue [ because let's face it, we've all seen too many times where that's been used as the excuse for some chalkie-fart running around shooting people as a way to get out of prison time ] but it is there. Mental health isn't something that anyone seems to give an actual crap about unless it's either them or can be used as an acceptable excuse for something horrible. If things had been taken seriously from the start, more could have been done to help people prepare for the potential of an extend home-stay event. Instead you had the racist-in-queef denying anything was wrong, calling it a Democratic hoax, had an entire so-called news channel devoted to promoting that level of retardation to it's rascal-scooter-loving / low IQ audience, and then when all hell broke loose most people in affected areas had to lockdown with no back-up plans because they had never had any such ideas even floated for them.
  15. Actually...that's probably a really smart thing if the dude is homeless. If the flock is fine with his existence, he'll be able to sleep through the night without having to worry about someone mugging him. The swans will go after any attacker since that will be the one causing all the problems for the flock and all that guy will have to do is continue to lie still. Like hiding in a goose pen when there's a big dog roaming around.
  16. Plastic cling wrap on the top of the fridge [ she hates that ] and a slight wall with a container of rice and some coffee creamer to keep her from attempting the jump. And, I have two owl statues on either cabinet end to keep the dang parakeets from pulling that crap too.
  17. Kind of sad that you are talking to yourself. If you hadn't resorted to that, maybe more random not-you people would have posted in here. Probably pedo bears but it wouldn't be just you talking to yourself.
  18. The correct answer to all koans, from what I've seen, is to sit with your mouth shut and stare at the wall. The second you open your mouth, you are instantly a moron who needs to get smacked with something.
  19. Damnit. I should have been flipping the bird for the pic!
  20. The Buddhists call those 'koans' . <.< >.>
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