katt_goddess

Been there. They played my 'Erect-Eel Dysfunction' voice mail a thousand times in the office but couldn't play it for more than a couple of seconds on-air before Matt would start groaning. I should write another one and leave it on the machines again.

If they think they can do better, they can call in and do better. Simple as that. Plus, if they want hyper-active, shoot-the-little-shit-now calls, they can wait for Corbin to call in. I swear his mom just loads him up on sugar and hands him the phone.

I'm debating making grilled cheese sammiches and nuking a container of tomato soups. I also don't want to get up from the computer chair since I've made a warm nest on it with assorted Doctor Who themed bathrobe and blanket. Someone go make me foods so I don't have to move.

Hell, I've noticed that, at least around here, the local grocery stores are getting into the 'box' fad by putting together Blue Apron-like boxes in the meat department. The boxes have all the stuff you need for the meal in question, cost about $12, and are pretty much guaranteed fresh because they are put together right at the store and only sit on the shelves for however long the sell by date would allow. I debated on trying a beef teriyaki stirfry but decided to stick with soup for now.

I was gonna guess that's where it came from.

I think it's time to introduce @Adminderaptorpat to the joys of https://catladybox.com/

My cat is an asshole. I tried to get her a friend and I still have the scar on my hand to show for it. I am jealous of your kitty harem and hope one day to compete or at least place.

Wrong. I make a lot of jokes about fast food. That a lot of other people have made about the same fast food. I have ulcers and tumors and know what will make me sick. I also have bad food days where said ulcers and tumors make food difficult to keep in. These are all knowns. If I'm craving a Whopper and I eat a Whopper, including the lettuce, I know what I'm getting into. It is so not new, it's just gaining traction in a world where everyone wants to have stuff shipped to them. It's nothing more than a food-themed subscription box and they've been around for years. For the record, it was a few of my old contacts at WS. These are people who will eat bugs on a dare without issues and Blue Apron blew their backends.

Join the club. -.-; Just stay on your side of the internet, ya germ monkey.

Red alert, no pun necessarily intended, but I've heard 'Blue Apron' referred to as 'Red Toilet Paper' . Maybe they just managed to get something that their system couldn't handle or they were on the cusp of having a stomach virus anyway or things weren't cooked to the proper specifications, but there were some intense bathroom issues from some people I know on a couple of occasions. And no, it wasn't me.

But are they posting? Or just lurking and popping privately?

And people wondered why [as] couldn't get Fairy Tail for their Action line-up.

Saddened by lack of cats in here, this one's for Pat And I now need this in my life...

You forgot the part where someone gets hung from the ceiling like a beef carcass at some point but it's totally consensual and doesn't damage any nerves, joints, or ligaments.

Actually I've seen your handwriting. You like purple ink and you have very neat, slightly loopy [open] cursive handwriting.

Also, to actual topic

I see zeni has taken his workouts to new heights.

If your stepdad is already compromised, then you are already probably watching out for possible crap happening. The whole boomerang thing seems to mostly happen to little kids who seem to get better and then suddenly fever up again as well as with people with really good immune systems because their systems seem to overreact to the flu and make it worst. Invest in those face masks and learn the lyrics to 'I Think I'm Turning Japanese' instead. It's more portable and less likely to attract @TrigunBebop . <.< >.>

Last car accident I was in, I put a dent in the bitch's hood. Two weeks isn't so bad on insurance. Trust me, they'll just drag this on for as long as they can. Keep on them otherwise it'll just fall between the cracks.

A job will allow you to one day have a place of your very own with a spare room you can devote to pillows without fear.

Keep monitoring yourself, dude. One of the things about the really bad flu this year is that it can seem to go away and then just boomerang right back twice as bad. It's the warning sign they are emphasizing with little kids at least.

I take pride in my awfulness, spank you very much. We duel at dawn! After I have a coffee or something. Eh, nevermind, I saw something shiny and have to stare at it for awhile now.

And then you'd give it to Poof to protect it's precious robot virginity, right?

With a cleansing fire. If you are rich enough to buy something like that, you probably don't want anyone knowing about it after you die.