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That's going to be my excuse the next time I get a 'family-sized' box of those things.

Counter argument. Considering how many of those 'dungeons' contained mushroom people [ probably dressed like princesses ] , Bowser is kinky for frilly 'shrooms.

It means that he thinks posting a pic from OANN without context makes all the arguments and that no one will be able to call him out on it because of that. Behold the token black dude that was supposedly paid by the liberul meduhs to storm the Capital on Jan 6th. He was the only one responsible, he totally did it, it was all in the name of ANTIFA and BLM, all those white dips in their maggot hats were just following his lead / orders because that's what really happened, yep-yep. This dude will spend more time in jail waiting to see a judge about potential bail than all the other dipshits pulled in combined. Failed to show the work again. F

Underpants stuffers who will need sports bras in 10 years to hold up their flabby man-tits when the steroids wear out. Got it.

Eww. I can almost smell the BO from just reading that.

Where may one go to procure 'simps' and is there a guarantee that they will buy me shit without any expectation whatsoever of my doing anything at all for them?

My boob itches.

You wanna go 'Fargo' , you need a woodchipper. It's a rule or something. And a dumb earflappy hat.

No woodchipper. 0/10

Fetus.

Language warning...

Poor baby. Dump Casino goes kablowey and he is officially losing the Mar-a-lago helipad because the area only made an exception for it during an a active Presidency.

Just in case there was any questions concerning that. I scalped that kid from Lazy Town for her wig too. In case there were any questions concerning that. Discuss!...

My cat's asshole is a gateway to a dimension filled with horrible things. Whoever has been opening portals can stop now. Even the parakeets moved to the far side of their second cage.

Mesh bike shorts. They are wearing mesh frickin' bike shorts. My guess is someplace that also sells size 16 heels because of the amount of material needed. Kinky, Malaysia, very kinky.

It isn't so much the ice machine. It's the pop. The lines are plastic and require mandatory flushing out and super cleaning regularly otherwise the sugar syrups leave traces in the lines that breed bacteria because bacteria loves sugar. If the lines aren't maintained 100% [ which they rarely are because it's tedious ] , those buggy bits have a chance to build up and transfer to the soda as it gets pushed through the lines. Most people might not notice anything, some will blame the food if there are problems. It all depends on your particular health at the moment you took a sip.

I joined to name a kitty they had found by the dumpster one day back in 2004 under the same name I'm on now.

There's something quaint and entertaining about those old chapbooks [ yes, I know that one was printed in 2016 ] . The reviews for that one on Amazon scream 'same person / different address-account' though.

Here ya go, champ. Starter video to ruin your balloon references because it contains the word 'pop' in it.

Depends on the brand. There was one brand at the local natural food / import store that was just absolutely mouth wateringly delicious - both the pistachio and the rose varieties. They haven't carried it in awhile now and it makes a sad. You just really had to limit yourself because you would eat until you got sick. I plan to try stopping by there next week if it isn't blizzardy to pick up more dried herbs and random weird drinks. Fingers crossed the Turkish Delight has made a return.

I'm still watching for that to pop up as a reason for why someone participated in the riots. 'I couldn't help myself! I was hypnotized by the drugged coochie-juice of antifa sluts! Also, it burns when I pee and Senator Slam-Patty won't return my calls.'

So cold this morning I ripped the back of my ankle open and didn't even realize it until I got home from work and saw the blood on the back of my shoe.