katt_goddess

Naw. It's more entertaining to see how long it takes for people to notice things and / or if they lose their minds because of it. Also, strangely disappointed that helpme wasn't the one posting this. Dude is slipping in his board ADHD habits.

Bought a mini egg bite maker last week with plans on doing all sorts of weird things with it this week. I have a few eggs left that are going to go bad and I'm just not feeling scrambled eggs right now. I briefly opened it at the store to make sure it wasn't some random return item, everything was still sealed up and the warranty sheet was still sitting on the top of it all. Good. Open it up today to get rid of those last couple of eggs and...the menu / manual is gone. Someone had pulled out the envelope that had that, removed the manual, and put the damn envelope back. What kind of dumb pud does that? I had to go online to the company site and look up the basics on how to work this stupid thing all because some jackass decided to collect the manual. I did prove that you can cook with jerky bits though. Take that, manual thief.

Needs the moneys. Coloring these names takes time and time is moneys, dangit.

You assume too much if you think the people that usually get the stick would even know who those people were.

Did babby just unleash the beast or is babby electric? You have the same hair going on.

Don't even ask how this popped up in my feed, I have no idea.

Punted for distance

A Dragon Ball themed yakuza mural... FUND IT.

I've spent two days trying to fix everything that was farked over in the last week while I was out. I'm still not caught up and the pile grows every day. I have until Saturday to clear everything before I'm out another week. Another week in which my office will be trashed again and I'll be expected to fix it again. I'd threaten to unplug my phone for next week but they know where I live. -.-;

Ah. He doesn't know anything near enough to warrant any attempt at working for NASA and he's fine with that because Texas still would suck more than Ohio.

This gives you a chance to come up with really cool backstories for any and all vomit stains you find on the floor [ and ceiling ] . You can move on to bald spots if you run out of vomits.

Translator activated [ because this is painful ] : Ohio may suck but Texas sucks worse and the only way he'd live in Texas was if the impossible happened and he got to be an astronaut - the only way Ohioans seem to be able to leave Ohio. Back to topic, never get into a bidding war for scoob. He's got Nabs out there right now earning more tattoo moneys.

It's like Cthulu holding a ray gun. And now you can't unsee.

No, I am not paying. Asking the inmates around here for tatt money / tatt skin ownership is a frightening idea.

Maybe that's what I'm pinging on. All I know is the stupid seemed familiar along with the name attached.

So who are the two lucky interns he's planning on jacking off with the tiny hands?

I swear, wasn't there a TheJosh on the old boards? That thread made my brain ouch. O.<