katt_goddess

You'd have to be dumb to let someone just sit and fart you out of existance. CONGRESS MAKES THESE RULES FOR A REASON.

You never write, you never call. Would it kill you to pick up that 'smart phone' and use it for something wholesome instead of watching those farty cake things? Waste of cakes. You know how long it takes to make a good cake?

Always. I'm thinking about making coffee. Lots and lots of coffee.

I don't have one of those. If I did, what insult would certain individuals use regarding me whenever they have a bad day?

For once, sponge answered honestly the fastest. Read his link. Think about it. Practice the magic words 'Hostile Work Environment' .

Your mother is a disrespectfully disagree.

Sponge is like the one red shirt that survives an away trip. We are never allowed to forget it.

Because the date in question [ aka today ] is a literal countdown. 4...3...2...1...

I hold packages for the apartment when the office is closed. They have permission to enter to retrieve if I'm not home but the office is when the tenant wants their package. ...I need this rug to put in front of the stool I place packages on in the hallway. And a camera for the reactions. 😈

I am the spaghetti

I think I_am_JacksSTD has a lawsuit on his hands. That appears to be a direct violation of his rights as the sole owner of Breast Caddies LLC.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/beverly-cleary-beloved-author-who-chronicled-schoolyard-scrapes-and-feisty-kids-dies-at-104/ar-BB1f0pM1?ocid=msedgntp I think I can be fairly certain that there isn't a single person on these boards today that hasn't heard of her or read at least one of her books. Cleary decided to write books when she realized that most books offered to kids like her weren't all that appealing - she actually called the kids in those books pansies because they usually had nannies and pony carts. So she started writing books about real kids who had real lives - like dealing with a dad that lost his job or annoying little sisters - along with stories about a mouse with a need for speed.

This is for Sawdy, not me. Think of the Sawdy. I'll even let you have my second best cat suit for your dancing debut... you're responsible for your own shoes and titty tassels though.

So that's a no then? Bachelor Party Deux sounds like it's going to suck.

Are you asking because you want to be the one to jump out of the cake this time? Go for it. Swing them tassels.

The Annoying Orange did not fast track jack shit until the virus was well beyond established in the states and even then any fast tracking was more for show without any actual substance. He continuously claimed that it was nothing, it would all go away, that any concerns about it were crap. He bitched because golf courses closed due to rising infections and deaths and he couldn't understand why they would do that. He wasn't seen wearing a face mask until July. He deliberately contaminated an entire day's worth of covid testing material at a factory during a tour because of his bullshit beliefs that it wasn't a real thing but a photo op of him looking like he gave a shit was good business. His claims of all the vaccine ready to go out was a complete lie - the doses were never ordered, the money earmarked for them questioned, the stockpiles empty. The means to get them out to the population was never done - he claimed that the government wasn't a delivery service and couldn't be bothered to make any actual plans for proper distribution or follow-up with the people who could have done that. Had things been taken seriously starting back in December 2019 when there were the first reports of something happening overseas, had the pandemic playbook created to deal with potential future pandemics not been tossed because 'black man wrote it / words bad' , had the idiot not insisted that only hydroxychloroquine could be a possible cure and everything should be focused on that shit, had the isolationist policies of a racist assclown not been the word of the day for the last 4 years, vaccines could have potentially been out last fall because the entire world except us started working towards a vaccine using information that has been gathered and studied for the past couple of decades. Had anyone other than Diaper Baby been president, we might not have 548,171 currently allowed dead from this. That is your idiot's achievement - hundreds of thousands dead because lying and denying were easier than doing anything.

Unless you forgot the info, it still exists in the system as open and unmolested. You probably just logged off to use the remaining days before the wedding getting your back waxed.

I blame this particular season for the giant frickin' Chinese cookbook I picked up today. Not enough photos of dead fish with weird crap sticking out of them though.

Could be a lot worse. Could be that creepy dad gyrating away in front of his kid.

I must have spaced that. The first time I saw it was as a suggestion that loaded up after watching one of sawdy's links. And then I pretty much lost it through the entire thing. Especially the end. DOPPELGANGERS!

I made you a cake with a few things just laying around.

Shoes are for school. And working brakes are for pussies.