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Juice McKenzie

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  1. Juice McKenzie
    you have pretty eyes
  2. Juice McKenzie
    i hate having crushes. they suck. i have one now. it eats away at me
  3. Juice McKenzie
    Death is not mercurial. It's patient... unlike life
  4. Juice McKenzie
    one time i looked out my apartment window that faced the woods and saw a deer taking a dump
  5. Juice McKenzie
    yeah the ocean is scary as hell
  6. Juice McKenzie
    i dont understand why humans like half the shit they do
  7. Juice McKenzie
    i once had a chipmunk run up my arm when it was being chased by a cat i walked it a few yards away and it looked at me and i knelt over and let it down and it scampered off
  8. Juice McKenzie
    i guess
  9. Juice McKenzie
    i had my dick in a girl's butt for maybe 35 seconds does that still make me a virgin?
  10. Juice McKenzie
    yes and no
  11. Juice McKenzie
    i can only sleep on my back or sides
  12. Juice McKenzie
    yeah ive had those too i dont know where they hatched from to eliminate them
  13. Juice McKenzie
    someone at work calls me "daddy long dick"
  14. Juice McKenzie
    i buy one and try to keep it for as long as i can i would still be using my 4s if i didnt bogg it down with all those updates
  15. Juice McKenzie
    its kind of amazing to see what we can do with technology today and also kind of depressing
  16. Juice McKenzie
    I just play apex and when im not playing that, i juggle between three mobile games, two of which are card games
  17. Juice McKenzie
    I know what you mean. Sometimes I wonder if I just do the things I think I like because it's the only thing I have and not because I enjoy them. I don't feel any joy doing these things they mostly just piss me off.
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    He's one of my favorites. I find him adorable and have a plush of him.
  20. Juice McKenzie
    my favorite dinosaur is black tyranno
  21. Juice McKenzie
    how
  22. Juice McKenzie
    I'd have a Slowpoke
  23. Juice McKenzie
    that's not going to stop me from eating meat
  24. Juice McKenzie
    im 98% sure i was a nightmare for my mom during the years i was dragged along shopping with her
  25. Juice McKenzie
    The pope doesn't diddle kids, the priests do. Stupid people
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