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Juice McKenzie

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  1. You are the gay
  2. how much money has "she" squeezed out of you?
  3. yeah, my last apartment they charged us $35 for the plates under the coils on the stove
  4. sounds like he's trying to get you some ass
  5. AMAZON FIRE SCHTICK WOW
  6. so, you're a seat filler?
  7. are you keeping him/her?
  8. did you wave your arms around and yell "HELLLLOOOOO" in the most flamboyant way possible?
  9. Just met another celebrity at this dope party not realizing I pissed myself. Gosh, I'm so embarrassed I could die! #fml #lovesthesmellofmyownfarts #imafaggot #theinternetwasntmadeforthis #whogivesashitaboutanyofthis #bigfloppydonkeydick
  10. YO LISTEN UP, HERE'S THE STORY
  11. I'm no Fred Flintstone but I'm going to make your bed rock.
  12. slap it on with the might of zeus
  13. jesus christ i could see her doing porn
  14. as is tradition with millennials, they make plans but don't follow through with them.
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