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alright, confession time.....I never watched this movie and when people reference it, I just smile or make a quick Anchorman joke and start laughing

goblet squat? I'm a simple man....I don't know about all this new fancy shmancy hot cross yoga fit stuff I keeps it ol' skool......lil bench, lil protein, and I make sure to never stretch so my muscles stay tight and strong That's how my daddy did it...that's how my Grandpappy did it....and that's how I do it by the by, what is a pelo and why do you have a ton of it?

Is that the guy? He still here? Is it you? it's you isn't it?

That's what i'm sayin'....thought of him immediately

well, buddy, you do kinda have a bit of a down syndrome-ee vibe to ya I mean only they look fifteen when they're thirty.....it's like the fountain of youth, but with side effects, y'know Edit: lmao, I just randomly started typing this out and i'm not sure if it'll be funny to anyone else, but i'm dying over here.....

can this be my character? His name's Jeff

true story

What u bench ?

what took you so long?

I'm not saying they don't exist. I was just wondering if spider is the nickname of the latest beau. But now I see it's just a run of the mill, lay eggs in your ear while you sleep, spider.

was it an actual spider? Or are we adding spider to the list along with Iowa/arizona, pizza guy, and the godfather's nephew?

It's not for me to say

Motley Eew The Rolling Stoned Public Deuce A Tribe Called Herpies Three Tops and a Bottom Rage Against the Suburbs Linkin Park

Before After

It's the much anticipated sequel to No Officer, Those Aren't My Drugs, These Are My Drugs Stop by your local Chevron and pick up a copy

Rooting for this guy who is on a bit of a losing streak....hoping he gets back in the win column for no other reason than just because Out of no where I hear, "y'know he posts crazy anti-vaxer stuff on twitter right" W....T......F Is this what life is now? Dina was right....miss when everyone was addicted to drugs and not forming opinions...they were never excited to share those

'cause those attacks aren't cute and adorable

I was? man, my memory is fading away....I mean i'm watching someone's cat and I don't know who it belongs to, but I hope they come get it soon or.......did I steal this cat >.>

That happened to me a few years back....thought I was going to die lol

oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baybee

because it might not be enough?

I legit came in here thinking, "oh shit, fif leaked a sex tape" super disappointed