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The blue cat people in Avatar, they have sex sex right? The hair thing wasn't it, was it? oh god....I mean the horses just took it, but you could really see the desperation of the flying chameleons in how hard they tried to fight them off

you hipster fuck....no phone, but you carry a matchbook?

ten years....I said baby, not tween just texting old coworkers, "hey, listen, remember that new years office party of '09"

see the original joke revolved around my mom or my sister, but I passed out and didn't write it down and now I can't remember, so I posted the opener hoping someone would jog my memory

The baby is yours

ok and then what? Wait, is this your origin story....is this where you go, "...but then he lost 200 pounds and followed the path of every failed musician....stand up comedy"

un-fuckin-watchable Couldn't do it to myself....that first episode was all I could take....did google the evolution path these things take and it's hilarious My favorite was the cactus with boxing gloves, but the punk rock angel came in a close second....

Malcolm in the Middle was as complete as a sitcom could get....everybody was awesome and not a character or story line was wasted

lmao I think I'm gonna watch a few episodes for the lulz

I ROSE OUT OF MY SEAT IN RESPECT AND WAS ABOUT TO START A SLOW CLAP FOR THIS LEGEND right before the carriage turned into a pumpkin and I remembered dreams don't come true... I'm in no position to judge though, i've crashed twice on blood mtn and many times more in other places with names that aren't as kewl '>.>

I don't know what the Digimon looked like, but this sounds right.

But there are other places known for other things that don't spawn the same stories I've heard about miami and cocaine I'm not talking about myself, I've never been to miami...I've just come across more stories than I could possibly deem coincidental of people going there and suddenly developing a need for a deviated septum....

what do you mean? If there's a place in america that's inextricably tied to cocaine, it's Miami

...that makes you want to do cocaine?

lmao Fucking Mint, that is

I'm sorry, but I thought the point of becoming a "Love Guru," much like a yoga instructor, was to have sex with the frequency of a musician.

But then crab evolves into Kingler.....following your logic, that makes Kingler the perfect life form

and this is where I go, "Why is crab the perfect life form, Stilgar?" and then you try to put a positive spin on your STD.....I've played this game before

Sooo...a less successful Pokemon Well, at least I didn't miss anything

Another trick question. That pokemon's name is spelled Civilian.

Can you explain to me what Digimon was about? I never found out and to this day when I hear that word all I think is, "Digimon, Digital monsters, Digimon are their champions," over and over and over...

Trick question....that's not a pokemon, it's the monster from the movie Will Smith did with his son....the one where he goes, "fear is a choice OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT I mean, you must harness your abilities to fight that creature while I never leave the safety of the ship" It was terribly written

...Pokémon

This is a comedy