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but......I just made that up There's a Canadian Mafia?

imagine my luck only hitch is i'm not liquid at the moment....would you accept $10,000 in cocaine? only hitch is you'll have to pick it up at the boarder....plus side is it's the Canadian boarder only hitch is you'll have to kill the guy who delivers it....plus side is it'll be self defense 'cause he's going to try to kill you 'cause he was expecting me only hitch is his death will haunt you for the rest of your life...plus side is you're not going to live that long, what with the Canadian Mafia after you and all

You and the rest of the Z-boys are about to change the world

awwwww shiiiiiiiit time to make a bad ass last minute entrance with my crew....all driving bone stock '96 Mercury Tracers The Mercury Tracers get the ladies wet, bruh......mostly because they leak everything...oil, transmission fluid, you name it We bought them banking on the idea that shitty cars become kewl the older they get

...this is probably not what they meant, but it should be.....unflinching willingness to follow you into hell is a rare quality

Once you looked beyond the veil, there is no going back

It just becomes a whole different movie

You don't know what they have down there. They're aliens >.> I'm going to google avatar cat people sex organs. That'll solve this

The blue cat people in Avatar, they have sex sex right? The hair thing wasn't it, was it? oh god....I mean the horses just took it, but you could really see the desperation of the flying chameleons in how hard they tried to fight them off

you hipster fuck....no phone, but you carry a matchbook?

ten years....I said baby, not tween just texting old coworkers, "hey, listen, remember that new years office party of '09"

see the original joke revolved around my mom or my sister, but I passed out and didn't write it down and now I can't remember, so I posted the opener hoping someone would jog my memory

The baby is yours

ok and then what? Wait, is this your origin story....is this where you go, "...but then he lost 200 pounds and followed the path of every failed musician....stand up comedy"

un-fuckin-watchable Couldn't do it to myself....that first episode was all I could take....did google the evolution path these things take and it's hilarious My favorite was the cactus with boxing gloves, but the punk rock angel came in a close second....

Malcolm in the Middle was as complete as a sitcom could get....everybody was awesome and not a character or story line was wasted

lmao I think I'm gonna watch a few episodes for the lulz

I ROSE OUT OF MY SEAT IN RESPECT AND WAS ABOUT TO START A SLOW CLAP FOR THIS LEGEND right before the carriage turned into a pumpkin and I remembered dreams don't come true... I'm in no position to judge though, i've crashed twice on blood mtn and many times more in other places with names that aren't as kewl '>.>

I don't know what the Digimon looked like, but this sounds right.

But there are other places known for other things that don't spawn the same stories I've heard about miami and cocaine I'm not talking about myself, I've never been to miami...I've just come across more stories than I could possibly deem coincidental of people going there and suddenly developing a need for a deviated septum....

what do you mean? If there's a place in america that's inextricably tied to cocaine, it's Miami

...that makes you want to do cocaine?

lmao Fucking Mint, that is

I'm sorry, but I thought the point of becoming a "Love Guru," much like a yoga instructor, was to have sex with the frequency of a musician.