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Mix

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  1. Apparently the NYPD is just giving them away. I want to get there before they're out.
  2. "Khloe Kardashian maybe skinny now, but her pussy will always be fat" - Scoobdog
  3. Stop eye fucking the prosecutor/defense attorney/judge
  4. I'm the kind of a person who cheered for the bad guys when he watched Power Rangers as a kid
  5. how many women on the jury?
  6. that's dumb...my way is better
  7. Can you find out if your were chosen by the defense or the prosecution? I feel like that's a good way to find out what kind of person people think you are....
  8. - The topic of conversation never shifted from the only thing you cared about - You received, but didn't have to give - She cleaned and complemented your dick afterward - She never bothered you again You're one ungrateful motherfucker
  9. How do you know these things?
  10. inorite I lost it when he said the stuff about Musk
  11. kissing afterwards is my usual modus operandi....it's like a cool down after the workout
  12. that seems very aggressive
  13. and? lesbians can't make good music?
  14. Till today I would have said it was a horror movie. I probably would have argued with you about it.
  15. honest mistake
  16. lmao....I just got a mental picture of a Panda "fisting away"
  17. - "What? Why would you do that?" - "Well, you won't come to church with me so I figure this way you'll keep god on your mind." - "The hell I will.....there's plenty of other positions!" - "Not for you! Not if you want to finish!" - "Damn you, Cathleen!"
  18. ...has nothing to do with Batman
  19. wow, the ribs....that sounds like a terrible idea....i'm going to get my first tattoo someplace soft like my face...get like an ice cream cone on my cheek that says brrr
  20. so.....punch it?
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