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"Pretty sure Mind Freak was a tax right off spawned from Chris Angel's patented "go smoke or go broke" style of evading his local consorts when it came time to pay up. Amazing what a little smoke and mirrors can do to the mind of your average lady of the evening. Or Boulder Beauty as they're called out here. " - Gunstarhero

"It was a mutual decision. We mutually agreed she was going to leave me." - Naraku4656

Apparently the NYPD is just giving them away. I want to get there before they're out.

"Khloe Kardashian maybe skinny now, but her pussy will always be fat" - Scoobdog

@tsar4

Stop eye fucking the prosecutor/defense attorney/judge

I'm the kind of a person who cheered for the bad guys when he watched Power Rangers as a kid

how many women on the jury?

that's dumb...my way is better

Can you find out if your were chosen by the defense or the prosecution? I feel like that's a good way to find out what kind of person people think you are....

- The topic of conversation never shifted from the only thing you cared about - You received, but didn't have to give - She cleaned and complemented your dick afterward - She never bothered you again You're one ungrateful motherfucker

How do you know these things?

inorite I lost it when he said the stuff about Musk

explain

kissing afterwards is my usual modus operandi....it's like a cool down after the workout

that seems very aggressive

and? lesbians can't make good music?

Till today I would have said it was a horror movie. I probably would have argued with you about it.

honest mistake

lmao....I just got a mental picture of a Panda "fisting away"

- "What? Why would you do that?" - "Well, you won't come to church with me so I figure this way you'll keep god on your mind." - "The hell I will.....there's plenty of other positions!" - "Not for you! Not if you want to finish!" - "Damn you, Cathleen!"

...has nothing to do with Batman