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I just thought of this and it's way late, but if Armie Hammer went down on his girlfriends during their periods, he would have seemed like a good guy and no one would have been the wiser.

No way, that so weird, I gained 84 pounds well actually 40, but what's important is the world's going to end soon and we're going to die at a weight we're happy with

Armie Hammer probably figured it out before everyone else. He was probably going down on his girl on a heavy flow day because he's a real man and suddenly realized she tasted like an even fresher version of Subway. It also explains why some of his accusers said he yells, "EAT FRESH," as he comes.

This news follows last years court ruling that subways bread isn't bread. A Subway representative assured journalists and franchise owners at a press conference this morning of the quality of Subways food. Explaining, at length, that, "...you see what you want to see. You taste what you want to taste. Subway, eat fresh."

Why would I apologize? I gave you fair warning. I said, "that's my purse, I don't know you." Everyone knows what comes after that. It's immaterial that it wasn't my purse or that I did know you.

yup watch it in french though...the dub is laughably terrible

I can't wait till Aliens discover the smoldering ash of our world and try to decipher memes

post it

Well, it goes like this. Everyone starts out with hopes and dreams that they wish to fulfill. Unfortunately the universe don't play that. You see everything that can happen, happens. It has to end well and it has to end badly. It has to end every way it can. So the you in your respective universe may not be the one that makes it. In fact it's more than likely that you don't, but like the automaton that you are you move on with life, pointless as it is. You get a soul sucking, empty, background character position like high school teacher. There you get to watch the chosen ones live out their young hopeful lives as you slowly wither away, the light long gone from your eyes.

Well, it's not that simple....It's real complicated certain elements involve the dichotomy of want vs need.....like do I want it, yes....but do I need it....also, yes

I'm on step five of alcoholics anonymous Step 9 of narcotics anonymous And I'm on my second attempt at sexual addiction (trying to get it) Please pray to your respective gods or science fiction authors on my behalf

Should he have? Why?

This guy's stories are the craziest scumbag tales I've ever heard....he's so good at making them funny that you totally disregard what it is he's actually telling you...

Well, here you're a citizen....that's kewl too Citizens vote and pay taxes....don't ya wanna vote and pay taxes?

I thought Money Plane was a Frasier reboot and got really excited.

/A real man loves his woman every day of the month

Diet Vaccines are going to be a thing promoted by instagram models by the end of the year. We gotta be first to market! Or....or.....we could cash out early and sell OUR idea to Johnson & Johnson so they can rebrand their soon to be released vaccine.

Why? Is that working for you? Is it stirring something deep inside? Are you imagining it now? Our meeting.......your hand brushes against mine as we both reach for the off brand cheerios....we both pull back, our eyes lock... In that moment, we both know....and I ask you, "Do you believe in love at first sight?" I see doubt in your eyes, so I press on, "I know what you're thinking. The world is a cynical place and I must be a cynical man to think someone like you would fall for a line like that, but the thing is it isn't a line. So please hear me when I say this...i've never loved anyone as I do you, right now, in this moment." Then I drink your blood in the parking lot.

Why? Is that working for you? Is it stirring something deep inside? Are you imagining it now? Our meeting.......your hand brushes against mine as we both reach for the off brand cheerios....we both pull back, our eyes lock... In that moment, we both know....and I ask you, "Do you believe in love at first sight?" I see doubt in your eyes, so I press on, "I know what you're thinking. The world is a cynical place and I must be a cynical man to think someone like you would fall for a line like that, but the thing is it isn't a line. So please hear me when I say this...i've never loved anyone as I do you, right now, in this moment." Then I drink your blood in the parking lot.

That is a good question. I can always rely on you for the good questions, Scoob. Speaking of good questions, have you gotten the vaccine and on an unrelated note, what hours of the day do you usually find yourself in a deep slumber?

and it's a damn shame.... You were well on your way to matching my record of five straight years with no days off....It would have been longer, but I had to be there for the birth of my son....

Over training is a myth. No days off.

How many calories is that? My calorie counter doesn't have an option for vaccine blood.