Mix

This is everything I never knew I wanted You should have turned in a packet for Jon Stewarts new show

we'd finally get that cooking show he's been setting up for the better part of two decades now... I mean I thought that's why he originally left the WWE....I was looking for him on the food network I desperately want to know what The Rock is cooking before I die

UPDATE: It all makes sense once you see Pakistan's most wanted criminal

Maxwell House absorbed Wilkins Coffee and Wilkins former estate is now a cemetery containing over 5000 people's remains... That must of been some damn good coffee

An alcohol enema is a faster method of alcohol intoxication... you ain't 'bout that life, son fuck outta here

oh yeah....well we're lovers

...is that first sip back

but.......that's what's already happening?

People hate on Bezos, but I just think about how he looked in the early days of amazon....behind that shitty desk....with that hand made amazon sign...how anyone expected things would turn out different when he got money and power is beyond me

I watched this thing a while back where this famous Chicano tattoo artist made his own tat guns. Didn't seem that hard. If this is just about the "exterior pain" you could sort yourself out and put your own art on your skin. just sayin'

"...I tell ya, I get no respect..."

It's far past time for a Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo remake

I remember getting a big kick out of bellsprouts....especially the one who beat the crap out of everybody in that tournament

I don't, but if I did, what would be the problem? game's a game's a game I referencing the show which I watched religiously as a kid while the original three were still together.

That's just good craftsmanship

This reminds me of an episode of the Dilbert cartoon where he goes to work for a more successful company and realizes they don't have a marketing department

No Contest

Hi, good afternoon. My names Mix, i'm currently high and I have questions.

They made a book about the movie?

that sounds hella fun it's been nice knowing you

you're going to learn to drive on a super car? that's hilarious

That's plenty. What are you gonna do behind the wheels of this thing? The rush won't be much different than 120, you'll just be far more likely to crash and die

He had a bad influence