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UnevenEdge

Mix

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  1. - The topic of conversation never shifted from the only thing you cared about - You received, but didn't have to give - She cleaned and complemented your dick afterward - She never bothered you again You're one ungrateful motherfucker
  2. How do you know these things?
  3. inorite I lost it when he said the stuff about Musk
  4. kissing afterwards is my usual modus operandi....it's like a cool down after the workout
  5. that seems very aggressive
  6. and? lesbians can't make good music?
  7. Till today I would have said it was a horror movie. I probably would have argued with you about it.
  8. honest mistake
  9. lmao....I just got a mental picture of a Panda "fisting away"
  10. - "What? Why would you do that?" - "Well, you won't come to church with me so I figure this way you'll keep god on your mind." - "The hell I will.....there's plenty of other positions!" - "Not for you! Not if you want to finish!" - "Damn you, Cathleen!"
  11. ...has nothing to do with Batman
  12. wow, the ribs....that sounds like a terrible idea....i'm going to get my first tattoo someplace soft like my face...get like an ice cream cone on my cheek that says brrr
  13. so.....punch it?
  14. it is...he didn't think there was....I'm not that sure
  15. Don't judge me and my pursuit of knowledge
  16. ok.................hair from your balls it is
  17. It works on my end....that's odd
  18. People haven't seen you for a minute. Get that lypo, those butt injections, that new Jamie Foxx hair line and just act like this is how it always was
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