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wow....man, nobody gave a shit, huh....I didn't hear a thing well, I guess it's good to know the mass shootings will be there whenever the news cycle needs them

You're gonna have to add an option D) Bleeding out

Yeah, being emotionally stunted does have it's perk....singular

After I smoke a blunt, I eat the roach. Does that count?

I can't remember any. No one ever talks about the good things that came from the pandemic.

...and one of them quickly gets married to the very next person they date....you definitely, trust me on this, want to be in the room when the other person finds out It's like watching the origin story of a super villain.

They cast you perfectly....flip flops to hike....you comedians take things too far

Happy birthday

It's so obvious

Happy birthday you my nikka, Neko

everyone references the same scene....where the dude is clinking glasses and telling the warriors to come out of the closet and be gay....it's fine, it's an ok scene, but one scene does not a movie make

I have never watched The Warriors and I don't think any one else has.

I mean, if you have to constantly remind people... You don't see coal miners doing that >.>

Madame's need better PR

they do indeed... feminists?

Take out the A...just 'Good Pimp' #SeanParkered

Did rap music lie to me?

this is an actual existing app...

That's going to require different music

Don't wake her up....go through her purse....find her ID 👍

If only

"and where do I find the second person," said men everywhere I could totally write for SNL

And before you judge, it's not like that....i'm totally on board with covid safety protocols.....I was just at home preparing to take advantage of new revenue streams

He's anchored action franchise after action franchise after action franchise by simply relying on the aura his voice bestows on every scene he's in. That's fuckin' impressive. Nothing else holds up under the slightest bit of scrutiny...acting = dogshit, fight scenes = dogshit, physical build = furniture mover/mall security