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Did you just describe the robots that make up voltron?

...just to keep his tigers. You're gonna tell me flying a rocket shaped like a dick into space is more gay than that. I mean the only other people in the mansion tiger game at the time were Siegfried and Roy. Yeah, I lost an argument earlier today and i've had time to think about it and i'm going for round two here. What's gayer, rockets or tigers? Make your arguments.

You just gotta get drunk first and then chill out with a glass or three of this...what.....alcoholic grape juice? It's fantastic! i'm kidding, obviously, this shit sucks....I'm out of anything else and I haven't drank in a while and i'm dead set on blacking out right now... If only I still had my motorcycle....riding drunk is even more fun than driving drunk....everything is so much more tactile

Happy Birthday kinda goes without sayin', 'cause how can it not be a happy day for you....balloons everywhere, i'm guessin' enjoy, my guy

I guess it's not the worst origin story

Every apartment has a view of the Eiffel Tower. You can't ask for a better artistic catalyst for every painter, author, or film maker in that city. Also, a great place to jump off of when all those dreams come crashing down.

What even is christian Yoga? Did they finally figure out yoga can be used to enslave the minds of the weak willed? No one tell them about crossfit!

so, what does is stand for?

hmm....I'd say it's more in line with Dabi for My Hero Academia

Hey dude, I saw you at the grocery store and I waved, but you didn't wave back.....not cool I even yelled out, "YO! Quebecelegy!" You just looked all confused and walked away, so I started to run over and then you just dropped your stuff and bolted. What the hell, man? I just wanted to say what's up and show you my new face tat...

what do you mean? She shivered, that's a good sign........right? It's good when they shiver.........right? I gotta make some calls

I worded that horribly so I can see the misunderstanding. The "assassinate someone" part was just making fun of grimes' outfit, but your argument is solid either way.

...or the communist manifesto on your way to assassinate someone?

I wouldn't have it any other way, Kim. So anyway, how's your mom doing? I'd ask her myself, but she has me blocked.....by her security. His name's Gerald, we've actually struck up something of a friendship.

That Kendall Jenner commercial was nothing. I can't wait for the ad where Kyrie is vaccinating people with Pepsi at the edge of the flat earth.

Finally, someone said it. I thought I was taking crazy pills. Moose are fucking terrifying. Why aren't more people recognizing this?

Rappers always talk about how much they love pussy

Tom Cruise is a time traveler. He went back in time and invented Scientology. He went forward in time and got super advanced plastic surgery from the future to become a handsome young actor. Tom Cruise is L. Ron Hubbard.

You think Joe Rogan's human?

What ever kind of milk you've been drinking, stop! There's a better one!

You don't have to be a sick fuck to like a quick fuck. You could just be tired or busy or using someone as a human flesh light because they don't matter to you as a person.

Happy Birthday!

No, he's demonstrating the half-hearted ball cradling maneuver that Edna uses and she does not seem to be receiving the criticism well.

Well actually it's a sex therapist and I'm going to her to fully understand and immerse myself in my fetishes. You guys are less understanding than that stripper.