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Who was the first guy to do it? Did he decide to on his own or was there a meeting before hand? ... - "They've had it with our shit. They want the right to vote." - "Well we can't give them that." - "Well we gotta give them something." ... All i'm saying is it doesn't make sense. Being faster is considered better in almost every context. We want fast vehicles, fast computers, fast athletes....We've built our lives around fast....We need a fast pass to get on the fast lane to go get some fast food. In conclusion, I did not cum early, you came late. You get to work early, you get a promotion, you get to work late, you get fired.....or you finish yourself off with that modified power drill you keep in the sock drawer.

That pic makes me sad.

Why is everyone stuck on the worms part? It also treats river blindness. I've never even heard of such a thing, but it seems more urgent than worms. If a pill cured acne and AIDS, you wouldn't call it the acne cure.

They can prove without a shadow of a doubt I wasn't any where near that Applebee's. I got all my vaccine shots, they know exactly where I am at all times your honor.

Escape? She's been waiting her whole life for this day. As the great philosopher Katt Williams once said, "...all real motherfuckers are waiting on one opportunity to show a motherfucker they ain't bullshittin'..."

The guy in black has fight experience. As far as the slaps go, in the old Pancrase days they would use open palm strikes because they had a rule set that didn't permit closed fist strikes to the head....it was odd....anyway dudes learned they could easily knock guys out with the base of the palm....it's the same technique they use now in the eastern European slap tournaments...I'm not saying that's why he was using them, just that they're not useless.

And you just know this was his idea

That does not look like a man who has ever regretted anything

Not after all the shit we gave them about their training videos

I don't think i've ever seen such a wide array of people speak in admiration over a dead celebrity. And they all had interesting stories of his generosity and kindness. Not bullshit, but real world, real people stories. Every now and then there's a good one. RIP

Those were the days

If you can't beat 'em....

Which is great news for me, 'cause my cake fart onlyfans is just starting to blow up

Welcome back, buddy! You look great! How was rehab?

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I rented a Batman suit once and the boots gave me permanent athletes foot.

Don't let the NBA draft day feathers fool you, there's no difference

Unless provoked

Happy Birthday, dad

that's a poorly put together sentence, I'll admit

That's a good father right there. People who have good relationships with their parents are the worst.