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Mix

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  1. That pic makes me sad.
  2. Why is everyone stuck on the worms part? It also treats river blindness. I've never even heard of such a thing, but it seems more urgent than worms. If a pill cured acne and AIDS, you wouldn't call it the acne cure.
  3. They can prove without a shadow of a doubt I wasn't any where near that Applebee's. I got all my vaccine shots, they know exactly where I am at all times your honor.
  4. Escape? She's been waiting her whole life for this day. As the great philosopher Katt Williams once said, "...all real motherfuckers are waiting on one opportunity to show a motherfucker they ain't bullshittin'..."
  5. The guy in black has fight experience. As far as the slaps go, in the old Pancrase days they would use open palm strikes because they had a rule set that didn't permit closed fist strikes to the head....it was odd....anyway dudes learned they could easily knock guys out with the base of the palm....it's the same technique they use now in the eastern European slap tournaments...I'm not saying that's why he was using them, just that they're not useless.
  6. And you just know this was his idea
  7. That does not look like a man who has ever regretted anything
  8. Not after all the shit we gave them about their training videos
  9. I don't think i've ever seen such a wide array of people speak in admiration over a dead celebrity. And they all had interesting stories of his generosity and kindness. Not bullshit, but real world, real people stories. Every now and then there's a good one. RIP
  10. Those were the days
  11. If you can't beat 'em....
  12. Which is great news for me, 'cause my cake fart onlyfans is just starting to blow up
  13. Welcome back, buddy! You look great! How was rehab?
  14. Mix

    THEY'RE BATS!!

    I rented a Batman suit once and the boots gave me permanent athletes foot.
  15. Don't let the NBA draft day feathers fool you, there's no difference
  16. Unless provoked
  17. Happy Birthday, dad
  18. that's a poorly put together sentence, I'll admit
  19. That's a good father right there. People who have good relationships with their parents are the worst.
  20. I guess this is it.
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