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Two dudes were having a drunk fight to the death.......they were rolling around on the floor '>.> One of their friends steps up and stomps the other guy. The heel goes right into his side. He flipped out, the other dude flipped out, everybody in the bar flipped out.....except the lady who did it. She was calm as fuck. Like she knew this would happen. Like she meant to do it. Like she's done it before. Like this is the very reason why she wears stilettos. I followed her on Instagram and she followed me back 🤞

I used to look at porn whenever I got bored during my Spanish lessons. I think I inadvertently created some sort of Pavlovian response 'cause now I get horny when I hear Spanish.

Happy Birthday! We all chipped in and got you a free dog.

You know they're just giving him a ride, but part of you always goes, "they got another one."

Alright, I finished it and my initial impression from the first couple of episodes hasn't changed. It's not bad.....the main three were cast well enough and acted well enough that it was worth the watch. Now to sit back and watch as they Game of Thrones the shit out of season 2.

Those movies are well made, no doubt, but there's plenty to gripe about for fans of the anime. I always wonder if the people behind it were creating something they cared about or were they simply hired to put together something profitable.

That was tough to watch

Live action anime doesn't come from a genuine place. They're just churning out content. With that in mind, this is not that bad.

Friday

There are two outside my window.

That fell through after his body transformation pics weren't as well received as Kumail Nanjiani's.

who do you think........Kevin Hart

The entertainment industry ruins everything. RIP Burt Macklin

Jk, but you didn't even doubt it, did you? You can picture it now. So perfect you can't believe it's not already a thing.

Imagine if thoughts and prayers were the original tweets, but to god. Think of how nuts his feed would of been. You've read the bible or at the very least heard some of the stories. How ever much they say it, he does not "work in mysterious ways." This is totally some shit he would do. - "Let me give these muffukas a taste of their own medicine." - "You sure about that, dawg." - "Hell yeah, nigga. Tired of these muffukas, man." - "Maybe you should run it by Jesus or HG first, y'know." - "Fuck that! Why you always say that shit? I run shit here! They just live here!" - "aight, nigga, damn" - "And Give that nigga, Lucifer, a call. He'll want in on this."

The Harder They Fall (5 out of 5)

Words formed in the mind don't have the mechanical constraints that apply those effects to audible speech.

..you let them see you eat? You know what I mean....not the oscar worthy performance of dining sophistication you put on with meals designed not to trip you up.

...you're not expecting things to go well. You're not necessarily expecting things to go badly, but it's fair to say you've written off the day. I got a job offer = awesome I got laid = awesome Those two aren't connected = reassuring Side note - Has ice cream always been this good? I haven't had it in years. I don't really eat sugary things. Is Twix still good?

could you imagine