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What percent black do I have to be to safely say the N word?

From now on, just tell people you're writing poetry. That way when they can't understand it, they won't think you're an idiot, they'll think they're an idiot.

Think of the things you truly value, you wouldn't want somebody putting their mits all over it... Your sneaker collection, your girlfriend's ass, etc.... That shit is suspect

Every year, @Mewn donates her birthday for the cause. In lieu of gifts she asks that you go see House of Gucci

But....you're here. Did you not account for yourself? I only ask because if you have, then that would mean the whole process of evaluating our sanity was undertaken by a self proclaimed insane man. Which I have no problem with, btw. In fact I prefer it.

I'm worried they might be counterfeit

Most of my knowledge is meme based, so I don't know who that is, bruv.

It was funny the first two times, but now it's like, maybe he is... We never really talked about how he's been pulling this off....like what is Pete saying to these people.... Sure, it's a dumb joke and Davidson's not interested in Momoa.....but if he was, you telling me he couldn't get him?

Wow, good job. All that's left for me to do is use your design to make a prototype. Take the prototype to Shark Tank. Get into an argument with them about the valuation of our product. Get arrested because of what I did during the argument. Convert to Islam in prison. Make a pilgrimage to Mecca when I get out. Meet a rich Saudi Prince and try to get him to fund our idea. He steals it and makes billions. I come back home and sell your original design as an NFT. I die immediately and leave you and my prison wives to fight over my estate.

but.....if they didn't

This is our one shot

But society said no... This is his revenge

I've watched every romantic comedy that's ever been made ever. Mr. Right, The Girl Next Door, The Matrix.....I've seen them all.

Feel! O_o' Jeeezus cryst, chill out bruv! You're gonna get us canceled! I don't....feeel....anything I keep it classy I go down there like my man Josh Hartnett in 40 Days and 40 Nights....with a flower whose petals I gently blow across her vulva until she gracefully comes to completion...

Well I got lost down there once or twice. It was dark and I couldn't spot any landmarks. But we sorted all that. She gave me a map and a fleshlight.

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So going down on her isn't even a question. Like, i'm down there a lot. Like, i'm down there so often she cleared out some space for me to leave a few of my things. Really, at this point it makes more sense for me to move in, but she says she's not ready, so i'm still down there.

Fifty......one hundred............TWO HUNDRED MILES! And not a black person in sight. I see what you're doing, white people, and I respect it. Just keep making foot races longer until you win one. It's simple, it's clean, it's genius. The only problem is you've made them so long that nobody cares. I tried to care about an ultra-marathon race and a day later I straight up forgot it was still going on. You have to spice things up to keep people invested. My suggestion is to have people chasing you with dogs. Hear me out. This is a sport for hardcore people. There's nothing more hardcore than getting mauled by dogs. If you get caught, you get mauled by dogs and taken back to the starting line where you are free to begin the race again. Viewership would go through the roof.

...that I felt my intestines decrease in volume like a balloon. Can't go back to that dentist.