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Former drug dealer turned vegan chef

I get upset

He was the man behind the Tits buildings, the Tits group, and the Tits alternative. This is a sad time for the math community and @Doom Metal Alchemist.

Are you famous yet? Of course not. That's a dumb question. You wouldn't be here if your were. You'd be out dating Pete Davidson or whatever famous people do.

Just in time for Christmas! I let my parents know and they said, "what's wrong with you? You're a grown man! Stop calling us!"

...but the conversation was in your head?

Here's the trailer of this soon-to-be hit show This.....isn't about the law

Most people get rid of the murder weapon before making a break for the airport.

He is slowly assimilating all of day time TV. Resistance is futile.

...but when I point out that there were two girls and Liam Neeson only saved one, they either don't know or they don't care about the second missing girl. - "What do you mean? He had two daughters?" - "No, he had one daughter, but she had a friend who was also kidnapped." - "Didn't he go back for her in Taken 2?" - "No, that was his daughter again." - "What about Taken 3?" - "No, it's always his daughter. It's always going to be his daughter." - "Well, i'm sure he tried his best." - "No, not really. If you remember, in that famous phone exchange he had with the kidnapper, he only bargains for his daughter. He doesn't mention the other girl once. His actual words were "if you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it." Like, he was on some "you can take that other bitch, i don't give a fuck" type energy." - "Shit" - "Yeah" - "Wait, was she black?" ...

Do NBA fans know those aren't joke suits? Like, Clyde thinks he's killing the game every time he comes out in one of those. Somebody should say something.

That's 'cause mine are made up

Two dudes were having a drunk fight to the death.......they were rolling around on the floor '>.> One of their friends steps up and stomps the other guy. The heel goes right into his side. He flipped out, the other dude flipped out, everybody in the bar flipped out.....except the lady who did it. She was calm as fuck. Like she knew this would happen. Like she meant to do it. Like she's done it before. Like this is the very reason why she wears stilettos. I followed her on Instagram and she followed me back 🤞

I used to look at porn whenever I got bored during my Spanish lessons. I think I inadvertently created some sort of Pavlovian response 'cause now I get horny when I hear Spanish.

Happy Birthday! We all chipped in and got you a free dog.

You know they're just giving him a ride, but part of you always goes, "they got another one."

Alright, I finished it and my initial impression from the first couple of episodes hasn't changed. It's not bad.....the main three were cast well enough and acted well enough that it was worth the watch. Now to sit back and watch as they Game of Thrones the shit out of season 2.

Those movies are well made, no doubt, but there's plenty to gripe about for fans of the anime. I always wonder if the people behind it were creating something they cared about or were they simply hired to put together something profitable.

That was tough to watch

Live action anime doesn't come from a genuine place. They're just churning out content. With that in mind, this is not that bad.

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