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woah, same thing happened to me. Only difference is the old man won the comedy competition and afterward I told him the racist joke. He did give me a knife though. Well he stabbed me and I wrestled the knife away from him, but he never came back for it, so that's basically giving it to me.

Right, of course, dumb question

I think, prior to this moment, people have reserved that phrase for empires or deities. Nothing whose "glory" is tied to a carousel or any other children's ride...and even then, they where full of shit. Why tie your dreams to this place?

Why?

Nah, these people made a movie where Albert Einstein was trying to get her laid and even they knew how fucked that pairing would be

What about the other dozen she made? Your parents had options, they gave up too soon.

Why...what's different about it?

I thought there were two and that was already a lot. I can't believe they spent the 90's pairing her up with every Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin they could find. Hugh Jackman at the end of her run was an apology gift.

scruffy is gonna die the way he lived

This is great news! I just fired my lawyer for quitting. I have one question before you start...what are your feelings in regards to tampering with the jury, evidence, witnesses, plaintiff, defendant, judge, court stenographer, etc...?

constant? Man's gotta sleep, jeez

Confirm the validity of the statement before acting on it. At least that's what my lawyer said. Me, I still say it was an honest mistake and had I not called "finders keepers" on her dog, she would not have pressed charges.

It's closer to your ass than it is to your brain.

We make back that forty and then some from the unsafe muffukus. Allstate, you in good hands, bitch.

Idk why Maybe it's because they know where I live. I've recently taken to answering the door in my underwear. I don't walk around my home in my underwear. I take my pants off when I hear someone at the door who i'm not expecting. I'm still as polite as before, but now the interactions are shorter and that has made all the difference.

I love how everyone acted surprised. As though Silva hasn't spent his career doing that. Chris won because it was his day, not because Silva didn't take him seriously.

This is probably how President Camacho got started. I can't wait to lose my way and be consumed by power and greed.

wtf The only perk of being a nobody with five followers is you get to make dumb jokes and nobody bothers you. welp, might as well make an OnlyFans now. Just put it all out there.

Yeah, the pic is from the Silva fight. They both fought the fight they were capable of at that time. Neither of them was capable of finishing the other. Anderson in his prime would have put on a more satisfying winning performance, but he still wouldn't have finished Diaz, imho. I can understand not liking the things Diaz says and does in the ring, but I don't think you can justify hating the guy. Certainly not over dudes like McGregor who are full on assholes.

For the last time, i'm not bad at cuddling, you have circulation problems. You are freezing cold. It's like snuggling up to Sub-Zero. Wait, are you Sub-Zero? And what my ass does while i'm asleep is its business. It shows up everyday, rain or shine, and does its job. I got no complaints.

More than....how? why? what did he do to you?

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Dude, bisexual porn is the best porn. It improves every plot, every fetish, it's unreal. And now, here you come, the universes messenger, revealing to me what I was put on this earth to do.....WRITE, DIRECT, and possibly star in BISEXUAL PORN. I knew today was a good day when I finished Wordle in three tries.