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He must of been one heck of a consort

This reminds me of the time I was sexting with the Muppet Swedish Chef

Where it's Bane who starts a new life with Catwoman...

I hate when humor is used against me so efficiently..... Response made no sense, but it was funny, so he won.... This is the evolutionary logic that led to the kangaroo.... ... - "You're giving it a rabbit's head?" - "Yeah, and a tail to stand on. It'll be hilarious." - "Why are the front paws so short. Wasn't that a T-rex design flaw?" - "I can't make it too top heavy, this thing hops everywhere." - "It hops?" - "Yeah, and it has a built in book bag." - "For.....books?" - "No, you idiot, to raise its babies." - "This is not one of your best designs. It's going to live for all of two seconds." - "I'll just make it jacked as fuck. Teach it martial arts so it can throw kicks and choke motherfuckers out. It'll be fine." - "Hey, you think maybe you should put all this evolution stuff in the bible, so they don't get confused later." - "Nah, they'll figure it out."

It was a beagle. No one's ever been afraid of a beagle, dead or alive. I've seen Ethiopians playing with hyenas. Imagine me trying to explain to them why I was shitting myself over a beagle. I don't even know the word for ghost in amharic.

That, by itself, wouldn't be weird except I don't have a dog and my back yard is fenced off. I put on some shoes and go outside to see what's what. THE DOG IS GONE! Backyard door is closed like it always is and there are no holes in the fence. Now, unless beagles can jump like cats, i'm pretty certain there's only one explanation. I just saw a ghost dog.

Extended family, as a concept, is a scam. People you barely know, basically strangers, who get the same privileges as the people you know best in the world.

Quibi

I am not.

what's it called when they go through the penis hole?

They've only been used once, but they have multiple previous owners

These tests will confirm that you do not have covid.

Used

No gloves, no rounds, no weight classes, no judges, (no rules?) Fights only end when someone is knocked out or submitted (or killed?) Eight man, one night tournament. There's a referee or a coroner in there.... i'm not fully certain what his function is. You fight on a platform surrounded by a moat. Future events could be held, "in the rain forests of Asia." The founders/owners said they were inspired by films like Blood Sport.

Is he dying or cumming in that gif?

That's the sort of glass half full mentality that's eluded me in life.

I got a good laugh out of this, but then I saw the poll results and was oddly disappointed. Like, not one person. What if they where vegan farts? Humanely harvested and placed in recyclable jars?

Cake flavored soda is somehow simultaneously inside and outside the box thinking. Bravo. Spicy soda, on the other hand, is simple plagiarism. Mexico's lawyers will be in touch.

nah imagine if it was though.....they'd never let anyone know

Well then what does 2% get me?