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The reality of the situation is that Will Smith didn't give a shit about the joke. He just realized no one was watching the Oscars and said, "fuck this! People are going to watch me get my gold statue, goddamit!" And he seized an opportunity.

Louis CK didn't call him an N-word. He uses the N-word in front of him. There is a difference. I don't like that he says the word, but I also don't like how you guys are characterizing him and Gervais. This is a conversation among comedians and it's meant to entertain. Whether it does or not is another story, but i'm not going to make judgments on who they are as people because of it. I would like to see that bit @André Toulon was talking about though.

The real victim in all this is Trevor Noah. Kanye was going to slap him at the Grammys, but now.....he's probably going to shoot him

August kept within the preset guidelines. You can fuck Will's wife, but you can't make a joke at her expense.

You forgot to add the part that goes, "and that's why I switched to women and it's been great ever since"

Dude, you were such an inspiration. I used to bust out the shammgod in high school games.

Turns out, i'm being sued for slander Haha haha, no but seriously I'm in trouble

What about that time you yelled "fifty!"

Have you ever had any good sexual experiences?

Isn't it weird? You have to imagine, if he does come back, it's going to be one of the things he addresses in his speech. Yeah, a speech. What, you thought he was going to talk to everybody one on one? That would take an eternity.

I watched in shock and horror as the two sides destroyed themselves. Climbing over their mounting dead to strike a blow. All in an effort to claim the food rich territory that is my kitchen. The cockroaches have long held this place, but the ants outnumber them. At the height of the battle, both sides are overwhelmed by the futility of war in the shape of a broom. The day belongs to the spiders.

That geico gig should have been mine, but they didn't want to pay me. Next thing you know, they got some foreigner doing my job for half the pay. Thanks Obama.

I will not say happy birthday. I do not want to foist that upon you as tradition dictates. Instead, I will simply acknowledge that it is your birthday and leave it to you to spend it in whatever emotional state you or the alcohol deem appropriate. ...this should be a card...>.>

My parents were expecting a girl when I was born. Does that count?

No creeps, no weirdos, no mamas boys! No libras, no kevins! No zookeepers, no mennonites! We go for one drink, you don't look at me and my friend Cheryl's coming.

it was google that sent me here

or is that just your garden variety low self esteem?

Francy

I was on duolingo and....well, you know how that goes. You never learn the language, but you'll daydream the fuck out of the things you would do if you knew the language.

Franch 😬 I'll show myself out

If that were the case, sanctioned male/female fights would be everywhere.....not just japan, the place we gotta go to solve this debate once and for all

yup

so they're not pussies because they can beat someone a fifth their size? if that.... Because, let's be honest, that's all you've seen. Never in your life have you seen them beat a thousand pound man. You want to make the horse vs human fight legit, you set up a match (in japan) between a horse and a man in his weight class and then we'll see what's up.

Have you ever seen horses fight? They're just slap fighting.

Say yes to life. You want to go to Japan? Go to Japan. You want to go camping in a strange country. Go camping in a strange country. You want a front row seat to world war 3? Japan, an island, is as good a place as any.