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I was on duolingo and....well, you know how that goes. You never learn the language, but you'll daydream the fuck out of the things you would do if you knew the language.

Franch 😬 I'll show myself out

If that were the case, sanctioned male/female fights would be everywhere.....not just japan, the place we gotta go to solve this debate once and for all

yup

so they're not pussies because they can beat someone a fifth their size? if that.... Because, let's be honest, that's all you've seen. Never in your life have you seen them beat a thousand pound man. You want to make the horse vs human fight legit, you set up a match (in japan) between a horse and a man in his weight class and then we'll see what's up.

Have you ever seen horses fight? They're just slap fighting.

Say yes to life. You want to go to Japan? Go to Japan. You want to go camping in a strange country. Go camping in a strange country. You want a front row seat to world war 3? Japan, an island, is as good a place as any.

I agree entirely, ladies. I, too, like the way things are. We shouldn't add another person. I'm glad we had this talk. That's what makes this thing great, open lines of communication. Now who's up for a pillow fight?

This happens to me everytime I eat the Mcrib.... And what are women if not the original Mcrib.... This joke was sponsored by Arby's....Arby's, give us a try, we're terrible too...Arby's!

I didn't make you fall. I helped you up. It wasn't a malicious laugh. Why so angry?

There's no such thing as a homewrecker. You can't be something that doesn't exist.

New York, New York If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. Except Florida. You will not make it there. Do not go! You'll just end up right back here where you started.

This thread is like seeing a magic trick. You think you can almost figure it out, but you can't....and deep down you know you don't want to.

Go forth and conquer. I shall remain and.....do whatever the opposite of conquering is......watch tv and jack off, I guess

dope

woah, same thing happened to me. Only difference is the old man won the comedy competition and afterward I told him the racist joke. He did give me a knife though. Well he stabbed me and I wrestled the knife away from him, but he never came back for it, so that's basically giving it to me.

Right, of course, dumb question

I think, prior to this moment, people have reserved that phrase for empires or deities. Nothing whose "glory" is tied to a carousel or any other children's ride...and even then, they where full of shit. Why tie your dreams to this place?

Why?

Nah, these people made a movie where Albert Einstein was trying to get her laid and even they knew how fucked that pairing would be

What about the other dozen she made? Your parents had options, they gave up too soon.

Why...what's different about it?

I thought there were two and that was already a lot. I can't believe they spent the 90's pairing her up with every Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin they could find. Hugh Jackman at the end of her run was an apology gift.

scruffy is gonna die the way he lived