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I agree entirely, ladies. I, too, like the way things are. We shouldn't add another person. I'm glad we had this talk. That's what makes this thing great, open lines of communication. Now who's up for a pillow fight?

This happens to me everytime I eat the Mcrib.... And what are women if not the original Mcrib.... This joke was sponsored by Arby's....Arby's, give us a try, we're terrible too...Arby's!

I didn't make you fall. I helped you up. It wasn't a malicious laugh. Why so angry?

There's no such thing as a homewrecker. You can't be something that doesn't exist.

New York, New York If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. Except Florida. You will not make it there. Do not go! You'll just end up right back here where you started.

This thread is like seeing a magic trick. You think you can almost figure it out, but you can't....and deep down you know you don't want to.

Go forth and conquer. I shall remain and.....do whatever the opposite of conquering is......watch tv and jack off, I guess

dope

woah, same thing happened to me. Only difference is the old man won the comedy competition and afterward I told him the racist joke. He did give me a knife though. Well he stabbed me and I wrestled the knife away from him, but he never came back for it, so that's basically giving it to me.

Right, of course, dumb question

I think, prior to this moment, people have reserved that phrase for empires or deities. Nothing whose "glory" is tied to a carousel or any other children's ride...and even then, they where full of shit. Why tie your dreams to this place?

Why?

Nah, these people made a movie where Albert Einstein was trying to get her laid and even they knew how fucked that pairing would be

What about the other dozen she made? Your parents had options, they gave up too soon.

Why...what's different about it?

I thought there were two and that was already a lot. I can't believe they spent the 90's pairing her up with every Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin they could find. Hugh Jackman at the end of her run was an apology gift.

scruffy is gonna die the way he lived

This is great news! I just fired my lawyer for quitting. I have one question before you start...what are your feelings in regards to tampering with the jury, evidence, witnesses, plaintiff, defendant, judge, court stenographer, etc...?

constant? Man's gotta sleep, jeez

Confirm the validity of the statement before acting on it. At least that's what my lawyer said. Me, I still say it was an honest mistake and had I not called "finders keepers" on her dog, she would not have pressed charges.

It's closer to your ass than it is to your brain.

We make back that forty and then some from the unsafe muffukus. Allstate, you in good hands, bitch.

Idk why Maybe it's because they know where I live. I've recently taken to answering the door in my underwear. I don't walk around my home in my underwear. I take my pants off when I hear someone at the door who i'm not expecting. I'm still as polite as before, but now the interactions are shorter and that has made all the difference.

I love how everyone acted surprised. As though Silva hasn't spent his career doing that. Chris won because it was his day, not because Silva didn't take him seriously.