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Mix

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  1. I'm not even talking about how weird that whole strip club experience is. I'm questioning the safety aspect of that choice. I've only been to strips clubs with a crew and I spent most of my time watching the people, not the strippers. Strip clubs, i'm certain, are where my irrational fear of being stabbed was incepted. I may not have been taken to the best examples of this business
  2. She's managed to keep that innocence because life has been gentle. Like I said, if Komi was shaped like a meatball, this show would be sadder.
  3. ...and it doesn't matter 'cause she's hot. That is the full title of this show. The show never addresses the fact that, before Tadano showed up, she was the hottest, most popular girl in school. NOBODY ever even began to wonder why she didn't talk. This is a pleasant show with pleasant circumstances entirely because she's hot. Make her average looking and this is a much sadder show.
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    Banana Fish

    I don't get any of these references. Is there a subgenre I don't know about?
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    Banana Fish

    How many times is the lead character going to get raped? This is ridiculous. Some of the bad guys were more interested in raping him than actually succeeding at whatever they were doing. I'm starting to think this is one big troll.
  6. You think you got it bad? At least you're panicking about how he sees the real you. He's panicking about how you see the fake version of him he carefully concocted in order to get you to touch his dick.
  7. Unfortunately your surprise party at Howard Johnson's had to be canceled due to unforeseen circumstances. 🎂 🍻
  8. Happy Birthday!
  9. Might as well call it a day. Just have them put the number 69 and a rock on emoji on your tombstone in lieu of a name or any other personal info.
  10. People don't talk about the drawbacks of big dick ownership enough. I'll tell you one thing, you have never heard about a guy with a small package breaking anything.....on top of being economical, they are fuckin' indestructible.
  11. She won't go on youtube anymore.
  12. It was my first time. You never forget your first.
  13. I finally fixed my lawn mower. I had to take it apart twice, but I only cried once, so at the end of the day....fml.
  14. It's a great time to be alive
  15. If it has Myth in the title, it's not true.
  16. A+ reference
  17. That's too bad. The Christmas cards are delightful.
  18. Big companies are ruining this country. Why not give local mom and pop porn a chance? I can send you one where mom really gives it to pop.
  19. You ever see a scene made so well you forget you're turned on? You're just sitting there muttering to yourself, "is that drone footage....who has the time to shoot and edit in b-roll.....nah, that was rehearsed, you don't just expect that to happen."
  20. Neither did I, but now that I know this bit of info i'm going to subtly hint that i'm better than you because I don't drink it. Is it weird that I kinda want to drink it now?
  21. I saw my new neighbor's brand new lawn mower blow up on the very first day he used it. Idk know what happened, but I laughed and karma won't let me forget it.
  22. Kim's Convenience S6 Ep13 I'm a sucker for a well made sitcom.
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