Mix

when I sat down I felt one of my balls go up into my body Title of tomorrow's thread = "I returned some tight pants today" I guess i'm not meant to be stylish

maybe uhh, you and some of the girls pay our friend a visit after work....maybe uhh, take some steel bats and invite him to the batting cages for swing practice...

aww shucks, don't you pay no mind to mornin' Mix, he's a jerk....evenin' Mix is here to tell ya that you're A-ok in my book, haus.... you can trust me 'cause I have dis here southern accent...which says i'm decent, salt of the earth, country folk....

I looked up Metok thinking it was a slur.....it was his name wasn't it?

NO, YOU'RE THE POINT!!! i'm just saying things now....this has been a most unproductive morning....aaaand nope, it's 2 in the afternoon

I will own you......I mean that literally, like my counter suit will go so well they will bring back slavery...

and? that's plenty.....When I was young we couldn't afford even half that

I don't know when....just felt it was recent, at least in my mind it seemed that way....

great.....that's great....I'm happy for you

my grasp on the flow of time is not firm

good good sometimes, ghostrek............sometimes

[smirks and waits for @Gogo Yubari to arrive and mock you mercilessly about the bountiful five whole fucking hours your benevolent God has seen fit to bless you with] The cusp of total failure is going to be the title of my memoirs....thanks, I'll be sure to credit you :Smileyhatsoff:

it's a fucking pink ball good question, i'm sure there is a satisfying answer out there somewhere

it's a boy here? I kinda thought it could be whatevs like how it takes on the characteristics of the things it eats it's my favorite character on smash bros...'cause it's super easy >.>

I've always felt like they have hard lives....quite miserable actually, from my perspective... where's the beef, home sleez-ice

thank you for the info....I don't think i'll retain it, but I know it now and that's all that matters...

you really seem like a well adjusted chipper sort of fellow.........I think I hate you

how often is the superbowl? may be a dumb question, but I'm not a football guy and I could have sworn the superbowl just happened....

in a moment of what seemed like absolute clarity I realized the only real answer is purpose

I'd laugh at you, but that T-top trans am is fire

I certainly did

holy shiiiiit I can see it now....yellow jumpsuit and everything