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Mix

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  1. Tahani can't hang....she's just an average everyday annoying person whose body was personally sculpted by the hands of Zeus funny enough, my favorite character was Janet...whoever that actress is, she should get more rolls 'cause she did the most possible with a throw away character...
  2. how could you not...Eleanor was Gretchen before mortality's rude bitch slap had her panicing.... example: one of them stole olives and spat out the seeds on the store floor......an old man slipped on them and fell...when everyone rushed over to help the old man, she used the distraction to steal more olives......this could legit be either of them unless you remember this episode...
  3. haha, close....I found another Gretchen in The Good Place....but the premise wore thin after I binged the first season so I moved on....
  4. Macfarlane basically foreshadowed his career with that family guy scene making fun of stephen king...
  5. what r u watching?
  6. Stone Cold Steve Austin...............and a man I met in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin
  7. you think? if there was a hell, I would think fire and demons inelegant....people's minds contain their own custom made hell....if you want someone tortured for eternity, an omniscient being need only let us act as our own torturers....for some of us, maybe running our lives on a loop would suffice...
  8. what if you're in hell? what if that's what hell is.....you continue to live your miserable life, never able to improve your circumstances..... it's especially cruel because you never know, so you spend eternity miserable, assuming you can change things with time and effort....
  9. RIP Jesus Gonzalez Santamarin....Local carpenter and community organizer...
  10. add immigrant stuff and that was my day.....it's unreal
  11. I seriously overestimated that pocket flask.....it's 9:30 in the gawd damn morning, lmao.....
  12. you ever look around and wonder who else is faking it...maybe it's everybody.... merry fuckin' christmas yaweh willing, this pocket flask will last for eight days or however long it takes for my aunts to finish their piss poor job of incepting thoughts of marriage and kids into my mind through conversations about my how well my cousins are doing....
  13. Where do I send my bribe? Is that the third step?
  14. love and hate are two sides of the same coin....which you stole you son of a bitch....GIMME BACK MY COIN!!!
  15. haha, good call on the show, it had me rolling... ATTACHMENT.docx
  16. someone once told me that everything i've ever wanted was on the other side of fear.....he died after running into a burning building to save his kitten or his mother, I can't remember which.......you know what, I think his mother might have been named Kitten...
  17. Hello, @Mewn , this is Clem Fandango....can you hear me?
  18. My new alias for when I don't want bar skanks to know my real name is...drum roll......................Clem Fandango i'm going to watch this now...
  19. really...this is a fact based argument you've built up... Calling a franchise that's spanned 23 years, 28 volumes, 95 episodes, 3 animated films, 3 live action films, and 5 play station games, shit.... so, "it's shit," is a now recognized as a fact based appraisal? -"why should I buy WRX instead of the Evo, Donny?" -"the evo's shit?" -"does it not compare favorably in reliability?" -"damn it I told you it's shit, didn't I" -"I'm sorry yeah, you did say that" suck my dick
  20. no, but I see the guy from The It Crowd is in it.... how is it?
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