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Mix

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  1. hahaha....a lot of fat guys, very very fat, I mean don't underestimate how fat.... you're a saint, you are....
  2. khalabib cocksuckas!!!
  3. thanks for clearing that up
  4. fame and money tend to make average look like a wet dream
  5. accountable for?
  6. I've got to commit this to memory for the next time I have a steady girlfriend....this is definitely working for me '>.>
  7. you never know....I've seen some unbelievable drunk hookups in my time....it only takes one and Zeni may be a proud papa
  8. Mix

    I drank too much

    keep drinking
  9. no he's got a point....there are some magic moments during sleep deprivation that have you in a state of euphoria....
  10. I wouldn't say you're missing something crucial...
  11. what we do every night, Pinky....try to take over the world... you can't tell me Pinky and the Brain isn't the direct opposite of the illumaniti
  12. annnnnnnnd if it's a girl ???
  13. happy birthday you tea sipping bourgeois muhfupka
  14. I have it on good authority that you can reverse the aging process if you drink Cau's blood.... I say we milk him for all he's got
  15. no one flies even though they can......because.......it's socially unacceptable a child molester was beaten out of political office by less than 2 percent of the vote like yesterday....are you nuts....shiiiiiiiiiit if anything, we should be discussing how Trump would be pushing for the "BUILD THE DOME" initiative, 'cause immigrants are gonna be flyin' in like WWI squadrons...
  16. I, honest to goodness, took a magazine quiz when I was 10 or 11 and it said I'd die in my 20's....more than likely saying something along the lines of "hey guys, check this out".... I hate to say it....but i'm starting to doubt that magazine quiz's predictive qualifications....I mean time's runnin' out and I'm not made to age well....
  17. as someone who has almost died a couple times (not intentionally), trust me on this, you want to slowly fade away, it's super trippy.....especially if you wake up in the hospital, I don't think it's quit as trippy if the waking up part doesn't happen...
  18. "It is what it is, but at the end of the day, I don't know what it is" - Kamaru Usman
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